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‘The Man from U.N.C.L.E’ Trailer: Extremely Attractive People Doing 1960s Spy Stuff

Netflix has added 3.3 million new subscribers in last three months, continues dominating everything

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Netflix ain’t fucking around. Long gone are those awkward adolescent days when the service was considering getting into gaming rentals, and spinning off streaming services under a different name, and all that happy horse shit. That’s the past! The present? Adding subscribers like a motherfucker.

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‘Street Fighter II’ soundtrack getting gorgeous vinyl re-release. Fetish object swoon.

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I don’t fuck with vinyl. Seems like a dark, addictive, compulsive road. And I’m a guy with enough addictions already: masturbating, caffeine, Funk POP! toys. But man. I would be all over this gorgeous Street Fighter II soundtrack re-release if I were to pick up another bad habit in collecting vinyl.

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‘Mad Max: Muppet Road’ is the post-apocalypse we may be able to handle

‘The Man in the High Castle’ Trailer: Future Changing/Past Changing/PKDing

Pluto is a geologically active world. And we don’t know why. Amazing.

Pluto.

Pluto just got more interesting! Like, don’t get me wrong. Pluto. You were interesting before. But now with the news that you’re geologically active, and we have no stinking idea why? Now you’re a delicious mystery wrapped in a former-planet.

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‘Fargo’ Season 2 Trailer: We’re Just Out of Balance

NASA publishes highest-resolution photo of Pluto ever, after New Horizons Fly-By

Goddamn Stunning.

The New Horizons probe fly-by of Pluto has yielded the highest-resolution photo of the Former Planet ever. And it’s goddamn stunning.

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‘Fight Club’ Rock Opera coming courtesy of Julie Taymor, David Fincher, and Trent Reznor

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What the fuck is going on.

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‘Metal Gear Rising’ director wants to make a ‘Kill La Kill’ game. Yes. All the yes.

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I’m not sure my rotting brain-stem and unworthy ocular-bits could handle a Kill La Kill game in the vein of Metal Gear Rising. But god dammit, I’m willing to put them to the test.

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