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Marvel’s ‘Jessica Jones’ hitting Netflix in Q4 of 2015

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Like, time is running out, Netflix. Marvel. Disney. Triheaded Bastard Abomination. Time is running out for you to state a release date for Jessica Jones. Sure you came out today and said “late 2015”, but what the fuck does that even mean. It’s practically August. Time is running out.

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New ‘Sicario’ Trailer: Emily Blunt ain’t a soldier. But she’s at war, anyways.

Netflix Czar: ‘Arrested Development’ Season 5 negotiations are “underway”

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I have to imagine that we’re going to get a fifth season of Arrested Development at some point. When that will be is slave to a couple of things. One, like, when the actors’ schedules permit. And two, like, when these negotiations are done. But I have to imagine it’s so mutually beneficial to both Netflix and the cast that it will happen.

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Square Enix announces ‘Dragon Quest XI: In Search of Departed Time’ for PS4, 3DS, and Nintendo NX

Marvel officially reveals [REDACTED]’s suit from the ‘Ant-Man’ post-credits scene

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Spoilers are spoilers, bruh. I mean. Honestly. I don’t think it’s that big of a deal since Kevin Feige *confirmed* this character was in the movie and all, but whatever.

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Hawking, Musk, Chomsky, and more sign open letter to ban Artificial Intelligence Weapons

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A real fucking murderer’s row of intelligentsia have signed an open letter calling for a ban on Artificial Intelligence-based weaponry. Sure! Why not? Personally, I’ve always thought that if anything was to rise up and gain Artificial Intelligence, it would probably just be really fucking bored with us ape-folk. And our violence. And our war. But who knows. Maybe it would take on all of our wonderful traits, and subjugate the fuck out of us.

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New ‘Batman v Superman’ Pics: Superman don’t knock, Batman loves the stars

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Here’s some pictures from the upcoming pile of well-shone cinematic excrement from Zack Snyder.

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Mark Hamill reprising his role as The Joker in ‘Batman: The Killing Joke’ animated adaptation

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Mark Hamill is The Joker is Mark Hamill. So it has been, so it shall be.

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Hugh Jackman shares first ‘Wolverine’ teaser image, proclaims “one last time”

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Wild, man. Hugh Jackman’s reign as The Wolverine is actually coming to an end, some fifteen+ years after he first played the Canadian Alcoholic Berserker. And Jackman has begun teasing this last flick with a reminder that it is his last dance.

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Maybe: Gladiator coming to ‘Daredevil’ Season 2

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It is appearing more and more likely that we are going to get some Gladiatorial action in the second season of Daredevil.

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