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Cyberpunk: WiFi networks can identify you through walls, thanks MIT!

Cyberpunkz

If this isn’t exactly the sort of cyberpunk apocalypse I’m waiting for (with sleek leather garb, a powerglove, and sweet ass shades), then I don’t know what is.

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First Photo: Fassbender on ‘Assassin’s Creed’ Set

AssBender

Here is AssBender on the set of AssCreed. I think it’s an official photo or some shit. I think I’m actually stoked for this movie? A little?

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New ‘X-Files’ Trailer: They’re Coming (Back)!

Space Swoon: Enceladus is a moon divided (by different hemispheres)

A tale of two

True story: I can’t spell Enceladus. I just cut and paste. Enceladus. Just cut and pasted that. Enceladus. And again! But I can appreciate this image of Enceladus (C+P), courtesy of Cassini.

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‘Street Fighter ‘V dropping on PS4 on February 16th

Ready to play some Street Fighter V? Well, the wait is almost over. The fifth installment of the classic fighting game series is dropping early next year.

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Watch: John Cena goes Super Saiyan

‘No Man’s Sky’ Trailer: Dropping June, 2016

New No Man’s Sky trailer! Plus a release date! June, 2016.

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‘Fallout 4’ debuted by Bethesda to celebrate game’s release

Fallout beer!

Fallout 4 is close, man. Like, really close. I know it. You know it. Bethesda knows it too, and they’re releasing a fucking brew to commemorate the release.

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Jared Leto’s The Joker revealed on ‘Empire Magazine’ cover as sweatpants-boner Hot Topic nerd

Empire Magazine lol

That’s all I really have to say about this picture. Feel free to add your own thoughts, though.

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Monday Morning Commute: Reality Is A (Thin) Membrane!

Come one, come all, into Monday Morning Commute. The one-stop weekly existential circle jerk for everyone: from degenerates, to sinful nuts. From scholars, to scatalogical 7-Eleven workers. I want you all. Staring into the Cosmos, I bellow. Give me your perverted, give me your poor. Your despondent, your determined, your omni-dimensional, poly-sexual, pan-physical space lords.   I want you all, so long as you follow the faintly scrawled rules upon the walls of this  residence– the pop culture geek lord glory hole in the stank bathroom of the Internet. First, you listen to what I’m looking forward to this week. Second, you respond in kind, sharing your own anticipations and musings, so long as you follow the golden rule: god damn it, you’ve got to be kind.

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