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Cosplay: Katniss Everdeen from ‘Catching Fire’

Katniss.

Man, I won’t be fucking with the final Hunger Games movie in the theater, but I’m certainly feeling this cosplay. You know, it checks every box on the CaffPow checklist: spandex, bow and arrow, spandex, attractive human, spandex.

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Alexandra Daddario starring in ‘Baywatch’ movie with Dwayne Johnson

Alexandra Daddario.

Good grief. I was already going to see Baywatch because I love that big old slab of gorgeous beef, Dwayne Johnson. But now that Alexandra Daddario (from *that* scene in True Detective‘s first season) is going to be in it? Thrice sold.

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Creator of TV series ‘Fargo’ adapting Vonnegut’s ‘Cat’s Cradle’

Cat's Cradle.

Fargo is the fucking shit. Vonnegut is my favorite. The fact that the two are colliding in a TV adaptation of Cat’s Cradle is the fucking berries.

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Phil Noto’s ‘The Force Awakens’ poster is the best

Ryan Gosling confirms he is in ‘Blade Runner 2’

Ryan Gosling.

We don’t need Blade Runner 2. But really, we seldom need a sequel. So instead I’m going to focus on the positive aspects of Blade Runner 2. Cyberpunk. Denis Villeneuve. Ryan Gosling.

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Tuesday Afternoon Commute: Debugging The Omniverse

debugging the omniverse

Man! Been a minute since I opened my door here on the Space-Ship Omega. Specifically because when I’ve had time, I’ve been wandering the Wasteland, post-Vault Door. But how about when I haven’t been? I’ve been grading papers, hanging out with the Wife and friends, grading papers, working. And I don’t know about you folks, but I’ve noticed something.

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Doug Liman (‘Edge of Tomorrow’) is directing ‘Gambit’ movie

Channing Tatum.

Doug Liman is the latest character to get involved in the Gambit Movie Saga. A saga that is beginning to give the Ant-Man Movie Saga a run for its money in terms of twists, turns, and talent drop-outs. The director will be helming the Mutie Movie starring Channing Tatum, should everything hold-up in the final negotiations.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Extended TV Spot: Solo Always Shoots First

‘Star Fox Zero’ Trailer: Dropping April 22, 2016 on Wii U

‘The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess HD’ coming to Wii U on March 4, 2016

Twilight Princess HD

Hey! Who needs a new Legend of Zelda game?! I mean, I would surely like one! But I’m not going to be getting it any time soon, it appears. Instead, Nintendo is offering me a futzing second Zelda HD Remake for the Wii U. Hard pass.

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