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Netflix bringing new Bob Odenkirk movie to theaters

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Bob Odenkirk fucking owns. Owns on Mr. Show, owns on BreakingBetterCallSaulBad, owns on the first season of Fargo. Among other efforts. Soon! Soon, Bob Odenkirk is going to be owning in theaters, in the film Girlfriend’s Day. Thanks to Netflix!

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‘Fargo’ renewed for a third season; blood-soaked angels sing

Fargo.

Man. I’m one episode away from finishing off Fargo‘s first season. It’s a morbid, mesmerizing, atmospheric little tale of dark humor and violence in a quiet two or two. And I can’t stop raving about it. So I’m stoked that not only do I have a second season to immediately jump into, but there is also a third on the way.

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‘Game of Thrones’ Season 6 Poster: You Know Nothing (About Death), Jon Snow

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Game of Thrones got itself a release month and poster for its sixth season. I haven’t fucked with GoT since the beginning of the fourth season, but I imagine this is going to excite a lot of people.

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First Look: Gal Gadot as ‘Wonder Woman’ as movie production begins

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Man, I don’t know. Maybe Wonder Woman will be fantastic. Maybe it won’t be. But I’m so apprehensive about the DCU in general that is hard for me to feel anything but apathetic about the whole enterprise. Surprise me, DC. Surprise me.I’ll be seeing all your movies anyways, as a loser fanboy who grouses about your choices and then never backs it up.

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‘Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Clips: Finn & Rey running, X-Wings, and More

Weekend Open Bar: The time Jeb left a Drunken Steve on Titan

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It’s the Weekend, baby! That means that the labor union-earned two day siesta is kicking off for the lot of us lucky to not have that privilege extracted by the PowersThatBe that RunOurJobs. #PoliticalPosturing #IActuallyStandForNothingTho. Anyways! That can only mean one thing around here! Jerking off and wearing sweatpants all day, while hoping our spouses don’t hear our tears!

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‘The Hateful Eight’ TV Spot and Poster remind you this rad movie is coming

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Or, at least, it reminds me. Between WarStar Awakens and The Revenant, I keep forgetting this glorious piece of cinema is almost upon us.

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‘Agent Carter’ Season 2 Trailer: Peggy Goes Hollywood, Continues Kicking Ass

Dope AF: ‘Attack The Block’ Glow In The Dark Poster

Attack the Block.

Sometimes it hits me that Moses from Attack The Block is a futzing WarStar flick. It staggers me momentarily, before I find myself cracking a maniacal grin.

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