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‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer: You Really Want To Punch Your Way Out Of This?
Oh man. All the fucking hype. I was literally taking my Goodnight Piss and checking my phone one last time when I came across the news that this trailer had dropped. I faced a crossroads. Stumble to bed, sleep the night and catch it in the morning. Or stumble to computer desk, watch the trailer and be a little more fatigued in the morning. Well. Here I am.
John Carpenter has developed *four* horror and science-fiction TV shows
Apparently John Carpenter has developed four television shows? Holy crap. Like, let at least one of these come to fruition. Please.
‘Doctor Strange’ starts production; main cast has been confirmed
Doctor Strange is officially underway! With the official production beginning, Marvel has released a confirmation of the main cast. Quite the cast, man.
Oh: Tom Cruise starring in reboot of ‘The Mummy’
Whelp, I didn’t see this coming. I mean, don’t front. You didn’t see this coming either. But I will see this movie.
Rumor: Star-Lord’s father from ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ revealed [Updated]
[Update: James Gunn says nah.]
Star-Lord’s father is going to be featured in Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, and the identity of this paternal figure has been up for date. A new rumor purports to have cracked this case for us, friends. And for what its worth, the identity named, and its logical placement in the grander MCU makes sense to me. How about you? Do you buy it? Do you like it?
Thanksgiving Week Commute: Drunk On Turkey and Stuffed With Love
Ah, yeah! It’s Thanksgiving Week! Which means the most glorious span of six weeks or so is kicking off! Holiday season! Days upon days of getting fat, fiddling with candy canes (interpret that as you will), getting fat, drinking with friends, getting fat, playing video games, and this year, seeing TheWarStars Movie over and over again!
Typically we rock a Monday Morning Commute here, but what the fuck. Let’s go nuts. A lot of people are already off, a lot of people are going to be off, and those who aren’t getting any time off are obviously welcome to use this place as a refuge.
Obvious Report: ‘Fantastic Four 2’ removed from Fox’s release schedule
Go figure — one of the biggest flops of the year, a movie critically panned and awash in bullshit-slung and words-spit, has seen its sequel removed from Fox’s release schedule.
Just give Marvel the rights, Fox.
