‘Captain America: Civil War’ Trailer: You Really Want To Punch Your Way Out Of This?

Oh man. All the fucking hype. I was literally taking my Goodnight Piss and checking my phone one last time when I came across the news that this trailer had dropped. I faced a crossroads. Stumble to bed, sleep the night and catch it in the morning. Or stumble to computer desk, watch the trailer and be a little more fatigued in the morning. Well. Here I am.


This is the week for counting your blessings, so here’s one more thing to give thanks for around the dinner table. Marvel Studios has debuted the very first trailer for Captain America: Civil War, starring Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr.,Sebastian StanAnthony Mackie, Scarlett Johansson, and like half the Marvel Cinematic Universe.