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‘xXx 3’ is actually happening; Samuel L. Jackson is returning, too.

Vinny Diesel

The xXX franchise is really returning. Vin Diesel is really returning, too. Samuel L. Jackson is also really returning, too-too.

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Report: James Gunn wants Kurt Russell to play Star-Lord’s dad in ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’

Kurt Russell

This would be futzing perfect.

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Report: Hideo Kojima is forming new studio; has officially left Konami

Kojima.

Free at last, free at last! Japan’s Nikkei is reporting that Solid Snake’s Daddy has officially left Konami. But wait, there is more! The outlet is also reporting that Kojima is forming his own gaming studio, and is in talks with Sony Computer Entertainment.

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Maybe: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ getting Black & White release in 2016

Fury Road!

You may recall that George Miller made a black and white cut of Fury Road. He did. He wanted it on the home release.  He didn’t get what he wanted. But now! Now that wild (purportedly intendedversion of his may see life — in the futzing theaters.

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Monday Morning Commute: For my ally is The Force

For my ally is The Force

It’s time, folks. The Force is almost upon us. And after waiting for years for this Grand Revival to arrive, a surreal feeling of serenity has struck me. This desired event is so soon that it borders on incomprehensible. It has devolved out of an Upcoming Event and into some Abstract Potentiality that I cannot come to grips with. In a little over three days, on Thursday at 7pm, I’m going to be experiencing a new Star Wars.

This is Monday Morning Commute. Where I share what I’m looking forward to during a given week, and then you return in kind with your own happenings. This week is obvious: The Force Awakens and Everything Else. But fuck, I’ll list all of my anticipations for you.

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Cosplay: Captain America obeys Rule 63

Jeff Lemire’s ‘Essex County’ being adapted for TV

Essex County.

I love Jeff Lemire, and I love his continued success. Which reminds me, even though I recently read Essex County, I should probably polish off my back issues of Descender (also being adapted).

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‘Star Trek Beyond’ Trailer: The Enterprise don’t got friends, it got family

‘Independence Day: Resurgence’ Trailer: They’re Coming Back (To Earf)!

Microsoft: Xbox One will not be our last console. Me: No duh

Xbox Media Briefing

The demise of the console has been greatly exaggerated. Many thought Gen8 would be the generation that finally saw consoles give way to mobile gaming. And while that MGL (mobile gaming life, obviously) is popular, it hasn’t completely eroded us core dorkwads. So it doesn’t come as much surprise to me that Phil Spencer is already saying that there will be an Xbox Two to follow the Xbox One.

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