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Maybe: Sony teasing return of ‘Crash Bandicoot’
Man — Crash Bandicoot. A bygone character from an olden age. An age that I personally wouldn’t mind returning to, at all. C’mon, Sony. C’mon, potential developer attached. Bring back some Bandicoot-based platforming gloriousness.
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Charlize Theron in talks to play ‘Fast 8’ villain
All the easy Fast and Furious Road jokes. Insert them right here. Then move along to the news.
‘Preacher’ TV adaptation casts Jackie Earle Haley as Odin Quincannon
I haven’t read Preacher in like, seventeen years. Seriously. But I’m pretty sure Jackie Earle Haley has been cast as a dude who fucks cow-corpses that have been made into a “woman’s body” in a slaughterhouse. I think?
Bryan Fuller (‘DS9’, ‘Hannibal’) is producing new ‘Star Trek’ TV show
People love Bryan Fuller. I don’t really know him well, but I trust people. So I guess it’s excellent news that he is producing the new Star Trek TV series.
Cosplay: Peggy Carter as ‘Captain America: The First Avenger’
Here is some glorious Peggy Carter cosplay, featuring what has to be an homage to the poster for Captain America: The First Avenger. Love it.
‘Onimusha’ revival discussion happening at Capcom at ‘high levels’
Onimusha coming back at Capcom! Why the fuck not? They’ve already sucked every ounce of enjoyment out of Resident Evil at this point, right? Wretched sequels and remakes+++! Forever, into infinity. Stretching into a Godless black void of despair and franchise rot. Now is the time to dust off a forgotten series. To either revive, and please the plebs. Or to kill, and madden the plebs. Either way. Another franchise.
