Because I am human garbage, I have not bought Firewatch. So I feel a bit like a fraud (for this, and many other things) being very excited about the news of its success. But I am very excited.

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Telltale’s Batman game is dropping this summer. Oh! And it’s going to be “R-Rated “or some shit. Is #ThanksDeadpool the geek version of #ThanksObama?

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How awesome is this? Spielberg and Ford are reuniting for Indiana Jones 5, and they’re bringing the writer from the classic Jurassic Park. (He was also co-writer on Crystal Skull, and Lost World, but shhh.)

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What the fuck.

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It is a melancholic Weekend Open Bar, friends. For while I open the doors to the Tavern with arms-spread welcomingly, the very cracking of the doorframe signals doom. Or namely, it signals the dusk of my Spring Break. A sad time. A bad time. Every moment a march towards the return to hour-and-a-half commute and pants. And pants! Oh, I haven’t worn a pair of real pants since last Saturday. My ever burgeoning waistline not tortured by restriction, nay, but instead comforted by the glory of an elastic waist.

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Two of my favorite things running, Marvel and Fallout 4. Stitched together in glorious polygonal-cinematic aberration.

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This show is fucking fantastic. The trailer for this show’s third season is fucking fantastic. Fucking fantastic is fucking fantastic! Has anyone seen my apron? My dog is barking.

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A Prequel Comic Book series for a Prequel Movie installment in the Star Wars movie series. Boxes within boxes within boxes. An infinitely receding horizon of tie-ins and stories about stories about stories already told.

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Emily Browning has been added to the cast of Bryan Fuller and Starz’ adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s novel, American Gods.

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