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Nintendo NX dropping March 2017; ‘Legend of Zelda’ is a launch title

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The new Nintendo console has been dated, arriving next year. That Legend of Zelda game we’ve all been sweating, because it was fucking promised for the fucking Wii U, has been dated as well, arriving next year (yeah, yeah, for the fucking Wii U as an afterthought whatever, fuck).

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‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ is next game’, promo also mentions ‘Modern Warfare’ remaster

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Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare yesterday! And today, another leak! The “Legacy” edition of the game will contain a Modern Warfare remaster.

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‘Blade Runner 2’ releasing earlier; has cast Sylvia Hoeks in leading role

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Psyched for Blade Runner 2. Psyched it’s getting released earlier. Don’t know Sylvia Hoeks but I’m psyched she has been cast. ‘Cause why break the streak?

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‘Mighty No. 9’ delayed until December, according to Xbox Live Store

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Mighty No. 9 is never coming out, is it? Or it’s coming out, but the time it drops we will have moved on, ceased caring, become incapable of seeing it as another else than That Delayed Mega Man game.

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Space Swoon: NASA releases new “Earthrise” photo from the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter

‘Captain America: Civil War’ TV Spot: Spidey Digs Bucky’s Metal Arm

So, I’m not going to watch this TV spot. Despite the fact that it is all over my goddamn newsfeed and pretty much already know its contents. But you may, if you wish!

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Watch/Listen: ‘Fallout 4’ Prank Call has Preston seeking help…with Settlements

Fucking Preston Garvey.

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Monday Morning Commute: Nuka Cola, Nuke A Sky, Nuke Your Soul

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Feel like every time I pen one of these, my wife is out on business. But that’s what you got to do, when you make the big bucks in the family. Feel like every time I pen one of these, and my wife is out on business, I’m about to order pizza. But that’s what you got to do, when you’re a fat kid masquerading in a chubby kid’s body, and you refuse to cook for yourself. Feel like every time I pen one of these, I’m just winging it. But that’s what you go to do, when you’re exhausted from teaching and then tutoring for six hours straight, and you ain’t ate until eight or maybe even late(r).

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‘Twin Peaks’ Revival cast includes Trent Reznor, Jim Belushi, 200+ others

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Holy shit, the cast of the Twin Peaks revival is enormous. And. Awesome.

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‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2’ casts Nathan Fillion as Wonder Man in cameo

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Nathan Fillion has got himself a cameo in GoTG 2, and he is playing Wonder Man! Simon Williams!

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