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Monday Morning Commute: The Future Is A 55-Inch TV
This is the Future. I’m talking to you, whomever you are, through a screen. This is the Future. I’m watching Wrestling on my 55-inch TV, and Basketball on my 17 -inch computer screen. At the same time. This is the Future. I’m doing all of this while my wife browses the Universe on an implement (under the antiquated titled of a “phone”) that can fit in her hand. If Gibson is right, and the Future is Here, but not Evenly Distributed, it’s certainly Arrived At My House.
This is the Future, and I want to spend it on the Space-Ship Omega. Here. In Monday Morning Commute. Telling you what I’m looking forward to this week.
‘Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare’ Trailer: Jingoism Space Oddity
As always, I will buy this.
Karl Urban: ‘Dredd’ Sequel conversation happening with Netflix
Can you survive this sweet temptation of Hope? Can you? I’m so fucking jaded that I don’t believe we will ever see a Dredd sequel. Be it a movie, or a streaming series. But man. Just imagine.
Palahniuk’s ‘Snuff’ becoming TV series
Chuck’s book about a woman trying to break the gangbang record (and die from it, I think? I haven’t read it in so long) is coming to TV. Uh. Somehow.
Rumor: Taylor Swift has cameo in ‘X-Men: Apocalypse’ as Dazzler
Taylor Swift may make the impossible, possible. If she has a cameo as Dazzler in X-Men: Apocalypse, she will have condemned one of the raddest characters. I mean, it’s just a cameo. I mean, I’m exaggerating a bit. I mean, I’ll probably enjoy it. But fuck, fuck none the less.
