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‘Rogue One: A Star Wars Story’ Behind The Scenes Trailer: Plans are a Hard Copy
This trailer is not unlike the one that dropped for Force Awakens last year at, I believe, SDCC. Just a bunch of people talking about how amazing it is to work on a WarStar movie, with quick snippets of filming and glorious puppets peppered in throughout.
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Massive Planet found within a triple-star system. Take that, Binary Sunset
Space, man. Constantly taking our notions of what’s possible, farting on them loudly, and then ripping them up and throwing them into the wind. Planet without a triple-star system? Impossible! Except. Not.
‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ confirms the return of Colin Firth
This is how the Kingsman confirms. Not with a press release, but an Instagram. Colin Forth’s presence in the sequel has been long rumored, and sort of assumed. Now we got visual confirmation that dude is on set. In the duds.
Marvel co-producing an ‘X-Men’ TV series on FOX
Marvel is getting into bed with FOX, at least in some manner. It isn’t exactly Wolverine in Infinity War (dammit!), but the two companies are teaming up to bring an X-Men series to the TV channel.
‘Wonder Woman’ movie co-written by Geoff Johns; based on Zack Snyder story. Oh (dear).
Geoff Johns co-wrote the Wonder Woman movie. I do not like Johns. But anything is up from Batman v Superman, right? Oh wait, Zack Snyder is responsible for the story? Geoff Johns. And Zack Snyder. With Allan Heinberg co-writing? I don’t know, man. I don’t know.
Comic Book Sales are the Highest they’ve been in 20 Years
I’m not an economist, I’m too lazy to really dig in-depth into what this news means, so I’m just going to make like a good Millennial. Read the headline, browse the content, and fit the story to my own agenda. Comic books are doing well, fuck yeah!
Blizzard announces new ‘Overwatch’ character, Ana. Here are Two Trailers!
I don’t fuck with Overwatch. Too busy replaying Borderlands 2 for the 3,000th time. But a lot of my good friends do! So, I hope they’re really excited about this news.
Monday Morning Commute: week after week after week after week
Sorry for radio silence over the weekend, comrades. Had a bit of a weekend, comrades. Early Friday morning, my Nana sloughed off the mortal coil, and transcended meat-space. At the same time, I was stricken with the most staggering stomach flu I’ve ever had. Violence, friends. Violence erupting out of both ends, friends. By the time early Saturday morning rolled around, I was down a final grandparent and a literal seven pounds of fluids.
As I told you last week, comrades. We’re all riding shotgun with Entropy. Such it is for all of us, and neither my Nana nor my quivering flesh-bag could escape it. Can escape it. But she had a good run, 95 years-old. And I merely had the runs, 24 hours-long.
No matter. No worry. All flesh decays.
The column wherein I enumerate the especially enlisted distractions designed to glaze the gears of the existential engine during a given week.
Join me in the comments, comrades. Partake in this parade of particularities with your own choice cuts.
‘Fargo’ Season 3 casts Carrie Coon (‘The Leftovers’) as its Chief of Police
Fargo, season 3. Fargo, season 3! Fargo, season 3, wee! There is no season of no show I’m excited for, more than Fargo‘s third. And that’s saying something, since I’m literally rubbing my testicles thinking of Mr. Robot season 2, and calling them Elliot and Tyrell.
