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New Dwarf Planet found in our Solar System

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AstronomerWizards have found themselves (and us!) a new Dwarf planet in our solar system. The motherfucker is like, way out there. But out there no less.

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Four Fantastic Beasts Sequels have been announced; Potter Money++

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Fantastic Beasts and Where To Find More Harry Potter Revenue is getting itself four fucking sequels. Four! Why not, right? Print that Potter Money, print it right up!

Fucking around aside, I’m actually excited to see Fantastic Beasts.

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Views From The Space-Ship: this is the future we gave ourselves

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It’s Thursday, folks. This is my life again, folks. Hence Desktop Thursdays, folks. I’m sitting on the lubed tip of the weekend, just waiting to really crank down on it in a day and some change. Grind-up on it, grind-up as it infiltrates and inseminates my soul with pseudo-relaxation and caloric madness. But! But for now, it is merely Thursday.

So here is a window into my tangible existence. I hope you’ll share your own glimpses in the comments section.

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story Trailer: Save The Rebellion! Save The Dream!

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story got its final trailer today, and it’s pretty fucking fun. Totally enjoying everything, outside of the one-the-nose diarrhea about Hope, and Rebellions, and Stuff.

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First Look: Amber Heard as Mera in Justice League

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The Snyderverse has revealed its first look of Amber Heard as Mera, from the Justice League movie. First impressions? Gorgeous costume, depressing color palette. What do you think?

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Luke Cage Soundtrack is getting a gorgeous Vinyl release

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I like a lot of shit about Netflix’s Luke Cage, and the fantastic soundtrack is one component of said shit. Well, I can’t be in the fucking minority, either. ‘Cause Netflix is releasing the banging soundtrack on gorgeous ass vinyl. Now, I don’t have a record player. But if I did, I would briefly consider buying this shit, before realizing I am too cheap.

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Watch: The Earth Rise from the JAXA Kaguya spacecraft

This week, the Japanese Space Agency released the first HD footage of the Earth Rise from the Moon. This footage, man. This footage is fucking stunning. Glory! Perspective! Now, just imagine HD footage from Mars. Okay, yeah, fine. This is only tangentially related. But it still gets my geek-gonads gooey.

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Disney in talks with Guy Ritchie to direct live-action Aladdin

Halt and Catch Fire renewed for a Fourth and Final Season

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Halt and Catch Fire is a show consistently good enough for me to watch. It isn’t good enough for me to watch week to week, or fret when I fall behind (I’m not even on season three, yet). But it’s good! Solid! And so I’m glad the show is getting a fourth season to wrap everything up. It deserves as much.

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Doctor Strange IMAX Featurette: Open Your Eye