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‘The Flash’ Movie Loses Director Rick Famuyiwa
Well, I’m significantly less excited about the upcoming Flash movie. The film has lost its *second* director, Rick Famuyiwa. A filmmaker who caught my eye with his light, clever movie Dope.
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Mike Mignola returns to ‘Hellboy’ Universe With New Comic in 2017
Hellboy may be dead, but his universe ain’t. Creator Mike Mignola is returning to his Hellboy mythos in 2017 with a new five-part series, The Visitor: How and Why He Stayed.
Watch: ‘Strange Things’ gets ‘A Charlie Brown Christmas’ Mash-Up
Too good! Too good. Everything Stranger Things is filed-under “too good”, so it makes sense that this riff on A Charlie Brown Christmas does as well.
Doug Liman: ‘Edge of Tomorrow 2’ will be a Prequel and Sequel
Doug Liman, he ain’t aiming small for the Edge of Tomorrow sequel. Not only is it going to be a prequel *and* a sequel, it’s going to “revolutionize” how sequels are made. Okay.
Weekend Open Bar: You Are Ready For Upload
Stand by, your consciousness is ready for upload. Say goodbye to the rot-filth of tangibility, and embrace the ephemeral. You cannot escape Entropy, cause brother the Universe is still dying on you. But hey, no more meat-case. You cannot escape Entropy, cause brother every time we re-upload you to split processing load, you lose a few bits and bytes of yourself. But hey, no more meat-case. So what to do, what to do in the Digital-Oblivion? Why, why not hang out at Weekend Open Bar? The weekly wank-off session at the Space-Ship OMEGA. Tunnel in to one of our android-bodies. Submit your credit codes, cause capitalism don’t need physical space. Drive that android-body up to the bar, and kick the time with us flesh-rats in the Tavern.
First Look: Jesus In The ‘Big Lebowski’ Spin-Off
Here’s the first official look of The Jesus from the tenuously-linked Big Lebowski spin-off. It’s pretty whatever to me, but that’s probably due to Lebowski being a sacred cow of mine.
Kevin Feige: ‘Captain America’ Movies Do Not Need To Star Steve Rogers
Kevin Feige has stated the obvious. A Captain America movie does not need to star Steve Rogers. This seems exceptionally obvious to me as a man who realizes that Bucky is the Best Captain America Ever.
‘Deadpool’ 2 Director Short List Includes ‘John Wick’, ‘The Martian’ Directors
Earlier today, when I wanted to post this, it looked like the director of John Wick would be directing Deadpool 2. Now it looks like he is one of several potential directors. But fuck, he’s certainly my choice.
Maybe: This Is A Fossilized Dinosaur Brain
In 2004, a fossil collector may have found a fossilized dinosaur brain some fifty miles outside of London. That’s some fucking luck. All I find wandering the streets are sexy boys with cheshire grins, and half-chewed quarters.
‘Fargo’ Season 3 Adds Jim Gaffigan To Its Cast
Jim Gaffigan has joined the cast of Fargo’s third season. The casting continues to stoke my painful, painful boner for the show, and make the days before its release even gloomier. I need it.
