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Weekend Open Bar: Perspective Is A Hell Of A Drug
It’s that time again, folks. Weekend Open Bar, folks. I’ll level with you: I’m tired. I’ll level with you: I have nary an ounce of creative juice to squeeze out of my mind-guts, and that’s if you’re being optimistic and crediting me with creativity on occasion. But. Hey. It’s that time again, folks. Weekend Open Bar, folks. Someone has got to turn on the neon lights. Someone has got to make sure the hearth is lit. Someone gotta hook up the draught. That’s me, that’s me, that’s me! None the less, outside of that fact, with that taken into consideration, I’m pretty fucking good.
A little fatigued, a little woozy, a little weary. But here! Here, dammit.
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Quentin Tarantino Confirms He’s Retiring After Next Two Movies
Quentin Tarantino has confirmed that he’s retiring after his tenth film. Which means the filmmaker has got two more movies in his arsenal. Make them fantastic!
Astronomers Will Try To Take First Picture of Black Hole Next Year
Next year, astronomers are going to attempt to take the first picture of a black hole. Like, ever. Insert all the easy jokes, then pray they pull it off.
DC Comics TV Series Create $1 Billion A Year In Revenue
Woah. So. Apparently, DC Comics TV series revenue tops $1 fucking billion a year. Holy taint. Which explains why DC keeps churning out them TV series. And, supposedly, they’re good. Not doubting it, just never seen them.
‘The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo’ Sequel Wants ‘Don’t Breathe’ Director Fede Alvarez
Don’t Breathe was a dope movie. The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo was whatever, with a dope cast. I’m fine with the director of the former helming the latter.
‘The Dark Tower’ Movie Delayed Until Summer 2017
Fans of The Dark Tower eagerly awaiting its movie adaptation are going to have to wait a bit longer. Originally scheduled for February 17, 2017, the movie has been pushed back to a very nebulous “Summer 2017” release date.
Views From The Space-Ship: Psychological Damage Up To Here!
Yeah, yeah, I know. I’m kicking off Desktop Thursdays with a header image that is clearly not my desktop nor my life. Imagine, if you will, that it is an accurate depiction of my Mind-Scape. Perhaps the most horrifying, alluring, mesmerizing, and confusing places in my existence. Psychological Damage to an Unfathomable Degree. Caffeine-Soaked Synapses Roaring In Fury. A Diarrhea Dump Itch in the Back of My Brain. Rolling Plains of Gif’d Asses From An Endless Mental Tumblr Dashboard. Imagine, imagine all of that. Then, uh, take a look at my physical, corporeal, non-digi, non-psychological existence.
As always, share shots from your own lives in the comments section!
‘Deadpool’ Director Tim Miller Now Developing ‘Sonic The Hedgehog’ Movie
Ah! Now I understand why Tim Miller left the Deadpool sequel. To develop and produce a Sonic The Hedgehog movie. Wait…what?
