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‘No Man’s Sky’ Developers Break Silence, Announce “Foundation Update”

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Apparently the minds behind No Man’s Sky felt like showing some Thanksgiving gratitude towards the thousands upon thousands of gamers who bought their title. ‘Cause the quiet-as-death studio broke its longstanding silence today to announce a “Foundation Update” that will lay the…uh…foundation for base building.

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‘Rogue One’ Tickets Are Going On Sale On Monday

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This is not a drill. This is not a fucking drill. Rogue One tickets are going on sale on Monday. What time? Some are saying 12:01 am EST. I hope that’s true. I hope!

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Views From The Space-Ship: Waist Bands Are Fascists

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Oh, hey! It’s Desktop Thursday on a Thanksgiving! It’s been a wild week, an eventful week, a wild and eventful day! But now I’m back at home, after a day of eating and footballing. In some comfy pants, my stomach bloat a minor nuisance now that I’ve been relieved from being stuffed into a pair of slim fit khakis. Fuck am I thinking wearing them? Fuck am I thinking wearing them?!

But, oh, hey! It’s Desktop Thursday! The weekly column where I share my worlds! Be it the header image representing my mindscape! Be it the images below, showing you me world(s), both real and virtual!

I hope! Oh, I hope, you’ll share your own world(s) in the comments section!

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Fox Sets Dates For Two Mystery Marvel Movies

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Fox has set the date for two mystery Marvel movies. You like that? “Mystery” movies. That’s how we phrase it these days. They’re definitely not just unannounced. Mysteries!

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‘Alien Covenant’ Poster Teases Earlier Release: May 19, 2017

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Alien: Covenant! Can’t be any worse than Prometheus, right? Right?! Well, we will all find out a bit earlier, given that the movie has been pushed-up to May 19, 2017.

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‘Highlander’ Reboot Being Helmed By ‘John Wick’ Director

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Them John Wick boys get around! One of the movie’s two directors is directing Deadpool 2. Now the other has been attached to the Highlander reboot.

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MIT Builds Synthetic Muscles Out Of Nylon Cord

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This is good. Good. If our Robot Overlords are (hopefully) coming soon (to save us from Trump), then I would prefer they at least *look* human.

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‘Star Trek: Discovery’ Casts Michelle Yeoh

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Star Trek: Discovery may have lost its showrunner Bryan Fuller this autumn. But it soldiers on, officially adding Michelle Yeoh to the cast.

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‘Silence’ Trailer: Scorsese’s Longtime Coming Epic

So, like. Apparently Scorsese has been working on Silence for a while. That’s, uh, cool? I’m going to level with you — this trailer does nothing for me, and I’m actively appalled at Andrew Garfield’s continuously terrible accents. But, hey, that may just be me.

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Logan Carries X-23 Through Fire And Flames In New Movie Still

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Behold! Logan carries X-23 through the fire and flames in a new movie still from the upcoming film.

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