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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Light, Dark, Balance
Trailer for The Last Jedi. What more to say, man. I’m a fucking Star Wars herb, with the Force directly written into my DNA. It’s everything I want in a teaser trailer, save for the fact that it’s just a trailer and not the goddamn movie.
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NASA detects the conditions for life on Saturn’s moon Enceladus
NASA is teasing some potentially enormous (ENORME!) findings on Saturn’s moon, Enceladus. Like, you know, the conditions for life.
Nintendo discontinues the NES Classic Edition because they hate money and love scarcity
Nintendo is discontinuing its NES Classic Edition, apparently. The move is confounding for two reasons, or maybe just one reason split into two by my rotting-brain. First, it’s still pretty much impossible to find. Second, people still really want to buy the motherfucker. So, uh. Why?
Miles Morales in animated ‘Spider-Man’ movie to be voiced by ‘Dope’ star Shameik Moore
Shameik Moore, star of Dope, is going to be voicing Miles Morales in the animated Spider-Man movie. Great choice, as Moore crushed it in Dope with a youthful, cool (perchance dope?!) performance.
Rumor: Apple considering buying Disney for $200 Billion. Hail The Monoculture!
If Apple buys Disney, our culture would be consolidated to such a degree, if it isn’t already, that I’ll probably begin removing my teeth fillings and building my cabin in the woods.
Jude Law cast as Young Dumbledore in ‘Fantastic Beasts’ sequel
I actually enjoyed the Fantastic Beast flick, in all its raging mediocrity. That said, while I’ll probably see it, the sequel holds no juice with me. As well, this casting does very little to change that.
New ‘Justice League’ poster continues to beg us to unite the Grimdark Gang
Must be a day for shitty comic book properties’ posters, huh? First the Defenders. Now this poster for the Grimdark Gang.
‘Minecraft’ dropping on the Nintendo Switch on May 11
Nintendo’s ZeldaTablet is going to be getting Minecraft this May. Mercifully, this arrival will make it impossible to ask the question, “If a console drops, and it doesn’t have Minecraft, is it really real?” or some shit whatever fuck.
Netflix’s ‘Defenders’ gets new poster courtesy of Joe Quesada
Joe Quesada has dropped a new poster for Netflix’s Defenders series. I’m, I guess, I’m not really feeling it. But I hope those excited for the series dig it.
‘Deadpool 2’ News: Josh Brolin cast as Cable
The long, winding, seemingly infinitely circuitous journey to cast Cable is over. None other than Josh Brolin will be playing Nathaniel Summers.
