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‘Deadpool 2’ casts Jack Kesy as “major villain” who is probably Black Tom
Yeah. I don’t know The actor Jack Kesy, nor do I know the Deadpool villain Black Tom. So infinite shrugs coming from this guy, right here!
‘Game of Thrones’ Season 7 Trailer: The Beginning of the End for the Song of Ice and Fire
Here’s the first official trailer for the seventh season of Game of Thrones. As much as I bag on this show, I really want to watch the final two seasons as they air, surfing the zeitgeist with everyone else.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ Trailers: Cool Tech from Stark and the Chitauri
Here’s a couple new Spider-Man: Homecoming trailers, focusing on the surprising (or not?) presence of the Chitauri technology, and also some serious Stark tech.
‘Justice League Dark’ loses director Doug Liman due to scheduling conflict
Doug Liman has spent the last couple of years circling and then leaving superhero movies, due to scheduling conflicts. First, it was Gambit. Now, it’s Justice League Dark.
Amazon has ordered ‘Hanna’ adaptation straight to series
I had no idea that there was a Hanna TV series adaptation in the works. From the movie’s original writer, no less! But there was, there is, and it’s gone straight to series.
‘Rick and Morty’ comic coming from the minds behind ‘Firewatch’
Rick and Morty. Awesome, niche television show and comic book. Firewatch. Awesome, niche video game. Why not have an installment of the former, from the minds of the latter? There ain’t no damn reason, why not!
‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ gets four ‘Vanity Fair’ covers to keep us sweating
Yeah, I know you’ve already seen these already. But! I was busy at work! So lay off! But! I want to save them for posterity. So lay off!
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ delayed until 2018 and I’m pretty sure it’s my fault
Just today. Just. Fucking. Today. I was talking to friend of the site (and fellow garbage lord) Jerkface about how Red Dead Redemption 2 was dropping so soon! So damn soon. My arrogance and assuredness has resulted in the Universe punishing me. And unfortunately everyone else.
Joss Whedon finishing ‘Justice League’ as Zack Snyder departs due to personal tragedy
Joss Whedon is stepping in to finish Justice League. The director is replacing Zack Snyder, who is leaving the film after the death of his daughter.
‘Bride of Frankenstein’ next movie in Universal’s officially titled ‘Dark Universe’ that ‘The Mummy’ is starting, and that apathy is allowed
Before The Mummy has even been released, and frankly I’m wondering if it’s going to make enough money to warrant this, Universal is already announcing Bride of Frankenstein which the next installment of their “Dark Universe” cinematic…universe.











