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Elon Musk reveals first look at the SpaceX space suit. It’s science-fiction porn, dude
Man. The SpaceX space suit is hot as fuck. Like, who knows if they’ll ever actually go anywhere wearing them, but they’re sexy to look at. Plus, it’s fucking functional.
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‘Marc Maron: Too Real’ Trailer: How Do You Have Fun?
Fresh off giving one of my favorite performances of the year in GLOW, Marc Maron is dropping a new stand-up special. Marc Maron: Too Real. Here’s the trailer for it, ya fuckers. I’m excited.
Affleck’s ‘Batman’ movie is not part of the DCEU, for whatever that’s worth
Ben Affleck’s The Batman is not going to be a part of the DC Extended Universe. A standalone, if you will. I’m fine with it, but I guess I don’t really fully understand what it means. Will there simply be no mention of the Snyder flicks? Will its narrative go so far as to deny or contradict developments in the DCEU? Who the fuck knows.
That said? All-in-all as they say, perhaps without hyphens? I think this is a good development. Allows Reeves and Affleck the ability to disregard whatever bullshit they want, and let’s be frank. Almost all of the fucking DCEU to this point has been that: bullshit.
‘Joker’ Origin Story movie being produced by Martin Scorsese for WB. I, I just can’t get excited about this guys, idfk
Martin Scorsese is producing a “hard boiled” Joker movie, or some shit. I don’t know why, but I just can’t conjure a fuck to give about this development. I’m tired of superhero flicks in general, and I’m certainly tired of all the ups and down of the fucking DCU.
Monday Morning Commute: If It Bleeds We Can Kill It
Sometimes, man. Sometimes, I just straight-up spend too much time thinking of a post title for a Monday Morning Commute, and then I spend too much time hunting the perfect image. “Perfect”, I know. I’m trash. Anyways, how are you fucking folks doing? You stellar Garbage Lords.
Me?
This guy?
Well, I’m currently pinched for time. Tomorrow I leave for the Great White North, meeting the rest of the family up there for a final service for my Nana. She sloughed the mortal coil last year, I think maybe I discussed it?, and now it’s time.
To throw Nana into the marsh behind the family home. Where her shamanistic tendencies can be unloosed, sent to interact with her fellow Reality Melters in the Gilded Plains of the OMNIVERSE.
Me?
This guy?
Well, I’m currently wasting time!
So here, without further adieu, is what I’m currently enjoying, currently looking forward to, currently sweating. Let me know what you’re up to this week!
Cyberpunk shooter ‘Ruiner’ drops September 26 on Consoles and PC. Good cyberpunk foreplay before ‘Blade Runner 2049’, imo
This Autumn seems to be the Autumn of Cyberpunk, for yours truly. We got Ruiner on September 26. We got Blade Runner 2049 like ten days later. It’s a nice way to spend Autumn, in my opinion.
Netflix drops first look at Jon Bernthal in full Punisher costume and it’s my everything today
I thought I was pretty much done being excited for Netflix/Marvel collaborations, but my enthusiasm for Defenders has dissuaded me of that notion. Had it not, I imagine this first look at Jon Bernthal in full Punisher regalia would have done it.
Lucasfilm developing a Jabba The Hutt standalone movie because us pigs will eat everything, I guess
Your inclination, I imagine, is to take the headline as a joke. It is not. Apparently when Disney bought Lucasfilm, they didn’t have any money left to actually spend on ideas. Sick! Sick burn, right? Fucking sick! Sick burn! (I don’t know, I’m just covering up how much I fucking hate this news with my usual tepid intelligence and shoddy jokes.)
‘Philip K Dick’s Electric Dreams’ Trailer: A First Look At The Mind Bending PKD Anthology Series
[Update: They keep taking it down. Fucking come on, guys. It’s out there, just let stay.] Please be good.
‘Godzilla: Monster Planet’ Trailer: The Lizard King Rules Earth In This Anime
Man, I don’t know much about Godzilla. Like, pretty much nothing. But, I do know I’m digging this trailer.
