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‘Stardew Valley’ publisher teases their ‘Stardew Valley meets Harry Potter’ game with magical new image
MAGICAL. NEW. IMAGE. A fucking fun pun to end all pun fun. Yee. Haw! I don’t know, I haven’t played Stardew Valley, but I want to. Probably never will, given the current climate of my gaming backlog and the geopolitical sphere. If North Korean nukes don’t prevent me, then having to play through all the titles moaning at me will.
But! This new teaser is cute.
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Jeph Loeb says ABC is the “mothership” for Marvel TV which is a shame wrapped in a crapped diaper
Who are kidding here, Jeph Loeb? Even if you’re a fan of Agents of Shield, and I’ll admit I’ve heard it’s good but haven’t mustered the motivation to watch it, I have a hard time accepting you believe this. I mean, Inhumans seems like a dumpster fire, and the Netflix shows just seem…better?
‘La La Land’ director bringing musical TV series to Netflix, also casts Jon Bernthal in his Neil Armstrong Biopic
Here’s a twofer of recently dropped Damien Chazelle news, for those who frequent the Space-Ship Omega and haven’t heard. First up, dude got himself an eight-episode series on Netflix. Second up, dude cast Jon Bernthal in his upcoming Neil Armstrong movie. A fucking twofer!
James Gunn bringing ‘Starsky and Hutch’ reboot no one is asking for to Amazon Prime
Hey! James Gunn is bringing Starsky and Hutch back to life, and Amazon Prime is helping him out as CzarStreamingNecromancers. Not really sure who fucking wants this, and I’m tired of ZombiePopCulture in general. How about you folks?
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 4 Trailer: All Paths Are Coming Together
Here’s the second trailer for Star Wars Rebels‘ fourth season! I don’t watch the show, I know I should, but none the less the trailer entertained me.
Andy Muschietti planning to direct ‘It’ sequel prior to making ‘Robotech’
I’m pretty fucking torqued for It. Rendar’s surprised by my excitement, as I’ve sort of carved a niche for myself by kiddingly trolling Stephen King for years. But, I don’t know. Nostalgia plus a burgeoning love for horror has me excited. Apparently, apparently I’m not alone in my excitement. The movie is tracking very well, with a sequel almost all but guaranteed. A sequel which director Andy Muschietti intends on making prior to helming Robotech.
Nice.
Weekend Open Bar: Ba De Ya – Dancing In September
Oh, Oh, Oh! Dancing in September! Welcome to Weekend Open Bar! And it’s a uniquely special one, at least on the annual tip. It’s the first Weekend Open Bar of my favorite time of year. Mother. Fucking. Fall. Though not officially penetrating the calendar until later this month, this weekend begins a maelstrom of miscellany during the upcoming week which officially signals it for yours truly. So I’m lighting the autumn candles, slipping into a hoodie, and wanking it to rotting leaves, spectral forms populating our general psyche, gridiron collisions, and blockbuster games dropping.
Ben Affleck not starring in ‘The Batman’ according to a new report. Round and round we friggin’ go
Can we, just, like shit or get off the fucking Bat-Toilet at this point? Holy shit. Ben Affleck is yet again questionable to play Batman in his solo movie. This time the EchoChamber is reverberating about the possibility thanks to a report from the Hollywood Reporter.
WB wants Leonardo DiCaprio for that Joker spin-off movie. I feel like I should feel something but I don’t
WB wants Leonardo DiCaprio for that Joker spin-off movie they’re planning. The studio is planning to use DiCaprio’s friendship with BFF Martin Scorsese (who is producing the film) to land the White Whale. Is it gonna happen? Who the fuck knows. Would it be sort of dope? Sure. Am I as fatigued with superhero news as I am addicted to it? Especially DCU news? You fucking bet your ass.
‘True Detective’ Season 3 officially happening with ‘Green Room’ director helming it. This rules
Holy shit. Mahershala Ali starring in a third season of True Detective was enough to get me excited at the prospect of the show returning. But I’m officially losing my mind with excitement, now that the director of motherfucking Green Room is helming the season.
