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‘Star Wars’ trading card provides best look at Supreme Leader Snoke’s ground beef-lookin’ assface
Want a look at Supreme Leader Snoke’s ground beef lookin’ assface, prior to The Last Jedi? OL and them Topps trading cards got you covered.
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Marvel and ‘Star Wars’ movies *will* be exclusive to Disney’s new streaming service
Remember when Disney announced they were starting a streaming service? And when they said they were taking their Marvel and Star Wars flicks and going home? But then Netflix was like woah woah, we’re going to negotiate and try and keep them? Well, Netflix ain’t keeping them. They’re going to be exclusive to the House of Mouse’s streaming service.
HBO’s ‘Veep’ will end after its upcoming seventh season. Insert profanity here!
Veep is fantastic. It has been fantastic for a long time, and has definitely been fantastic for far longer than any right it had to be. So while I’m bummed the show is ending after its next season, I’m excited to see what the creative team can do when they’re faced with the freedom of a series ending.
‘Suicide Squad 2’ being written and directed by Gavin O’Connor, for whatever that’s worth
Suicide Squad 2 has finally found its director. As well as its writer! The gentlefolk who will be taking over both duties is none other than Gavin O’Connor. The aforementioned O’Connor directed last year’s The Accountant, which I never saw. But seemed enjoyable enough to me.
I know, pretty underwhelming response from me. I’m just tired, and can’t manage yet another tits-sizzling DCU hot take.
Colin Trevorrow is no longer directing ‘Star Wars: Episode IX’. Praise the Force
Pretty much no one I knew, including myself, was happy with Colin Trevorrow directing Episode IX. Don’t wanna kick someone when they’re down, yadda yadda. But, I’m thrilled with this news.
The ‘It’ sequel is going to explore the novel’s more “transdimensional” elements. Whatever that means, dude
I don’t know much about It. Never read it. Never seen the original movie. I *do* know that the novel’s latest adaptation is intended to take place across two movies. The second of which will apparently take on a more “transdimensional” quality. This news probably means something to you King fanatics and fans of the original adaptation. But to me? I ain’t got a fucking clue.
‘Playerunknown’s Battlegrounds’ has sold 10 million copies, including 2 million in the past two weeks. I say, g’damn!
I don’t play PUBG, but that’s only because I don’t have a gaming PC. I do, however, watch a lot of it on Twitch. Which is saying something, because no other game being streamed has ever really caught my attention. Its appeal is the result of being a flagrant Battle Royale/Hunger Games rip-off. However, it’s not just a rip-off (or a wet-tongued homage, if you prefer), it’s also a colossal fucking success.
‘Bond 25’ rumored plot sounds like Bond going full-on ‘Taken’ and also sort of overdone
How many times has Daniel Craig “quit” the service in his fucking Bond movies? I’m losing track. That said, prepare yourself. If rumors are to be believed, he’ll be doing it again in Bond 25. Then, going full Taken to avenge his dead ass wife.
John Cena is frontrunner for ‘Shazam’ lead. Let’s not play around, get this done
John Cena is the frontrunner to play the lead in DC’s Shazam movie. There’s some other jabroni also in contention, but let’s just focus on the positive here. Cena is literally an overgrown, pumped-up man child. This casting is so fucking obvious. Additionally, let’s not fucking forget if Cena is cast, dude will be feuding with The Rock’s fucking Black Adam.
Please. Make this happen.
‘Wonder Woman’ has become the 5th highest grossing superhero movie of all time
I’m torn between being really happy that Wonder Woman is making all sorts of fucking money, and wanting to point that the movie is fun and enjoyable, but absolutely falls apart at the end. I, I guess I just successfully expressed both sentiments.
