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‘Mission: Impossible – Fallout’ Teaser Trailer: Mustachioed Superman Throws Hands
You know what? Justice League was always going to be garbage barrel soup. No mustache ruined it. So, I’m glad that mustachioed Henry Cavill is throwing hands and looking swank in this teaser trailer for Mission: Impossible – Fallout. His mustache is both beautiful and powerful, and I’m here for it.
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‘Back to the Future’ getting a manga courtesy of the ‘One-Punch Man’ artist. This is so oddly fucking cool
What the fuck? Thanks to friend of the site Jerkface for bringing this to my attention. But, again. What the fuck? This is such a goddamn odd confluence of things that I enjoy, that I’m just going to lean into it.
‘Solo: A Star Wars Story’ trailer is dropping this Monday. Man, I wish I felt something about this
Han Solo: A Banal Ron Howard Experience‘s first trailer is dropping this Monday, on Good Morning America. I really, really wish I gave a fuck about this movie, but, I don’t. At least not right now. That isn’t to say that I won’t like it, who the fuck knows. After months and months of shitting on both Deadpool and X-Men: Days of Future Past, I really ended up digging those movies. So! Again, who the fuck knows. But right now, my most common thought regarding Solo is genuine surprise at a Star Wars movie dropping in three months.
‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ movie lands prestige TV director Michelle MacLaren
I want a Cowboy Ninja Viking movie, god dammit! I’ve written about it too much here on the site for it to not apparate into our reality. Well, it appears more and more like it’s actually going to happen. The latest sign? The movie has signed the fantastic-as-fuck Michelle MacLaren to direct.
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ delayed again, officially dropping Oct. 26, 2018
Rockstar Games has announced that Red Dead Redemption 2 has been delayed, again. Don’t fault them too much, though. It’s hard to concentrate on making a new single-player game when they’re all ruthlessly masturbating with GTA: Online profits. Seriously though, I’d rather they take their time. All of the fucking time, apparently.
‘World of Warcraft: Battle for Azeroth’ dropping this summer and god dammit I’m buying it
As I’ve intimated elsewhere on this site, I’ve, been playing a lot of WoW lately. It’s a sort of nice, almost zen-like reprieve from the world every evening. Not raiding, not doing much, just picking up loot and talking with old friends. So, inconceivable even a year ago, I’m actively sweating a World of Warcraft expansion pack.
‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ Trailer: Maybe You Just Need Someone Watching Your Back
Ant-Man was better than I could have ever predicted, so fuck yeah I’m excited for the sequel! That said. Oh, that said. While I enjoy the trailer for its sequel, it does seem to be missing the Paul Rudd/Adam McKay humorous flair that had me really enjoying the first. Here’s hoping there’s more of it in the actual movie.
Still though, I enjoy this trailer.
‘Mute’ Trailer: Duncan Jones’ Love Letter To Cyberpunk
Man, I still don’t know what Mute is about. Not only that, though, I really can’t tell if the movie is going to be any good. But, it’s fucking cyberpunk! And I really like Jones’ work on Moon and Source Code. So I’m pencilling myself in as “cautiously optimistic” and “mildly aesthetically aroused” for the time being.
Oscar Season Post
I don’t understand Oscar season.
As an anxiety-riddled, hyperventilating-mess, the glands in my brain-pipes often don’t work well enough for me to understand much. But I’m sure, even after a fresh dump, a jettisoned load, and my favorite strain of THC, I still wouldn’t understand Awards season.
I get watching a bunch of people sucking one another off. Covering each other in fluids and fantasy, moaning and churning against one another, hoping for the big finish to end up in their hands.
But, I still don’t understand Oscar season.
Or, maybe it’s that I understand Oscar season. And I hate it.
