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‘Atlanta’ and ‘This Is America’ director Hiro Murai is helming the sci-fi movie ‘Man Alive’ and I’m torqued
Hiro Murai is objectively fucking awesome. Between Atlanta, This Is America, and his work on Barry, he’s more than wormed his way into my heart. But, he’s about to push deeper into it. Dude is doing a fucking sci-fi- movie.
Jodie Foster in talks to join FX’s ‘Y: The Last Man’ in starring role. This shit feels more and more real
A good portion of me is refusing to believe that this Y: The Last Man adaptation is going to happen. That said, fucking news like this is challenging that portion more and more.
Mars has a dust storm so big it is encircling the entire fucking planet!
I say goddamn, does Mars ever have a dust storm. In fact, the motherfucker has grown so big that its encircling the entire Red Planet.
Disney’s plan to acquire Fox is back on after they up their offer to $70 fucking billion
Okay, okay, fellow MCU losers. We can untie our balls, unfill our asses, our sacrifices to the curiously erotic Gods of Pop Culture have been heard. Disney has sweetened its offer to acquire Fox’s film and television assets, and the deal is back on.
‘Star Wars’ spin-off movies put on hold as Lucasfilm stunningly appears to get a fucking clue
Man, I really, really liked Solo. But, none the less I am thrilled at the news that Lucasfilm has put their Star Wars spin-off movies on hold. It’s hard to deny that the franchise is going to be better for it in the long run. Countless Star Wars fans have been crying for new adventures in the increasingly claustrophobic Galaxy Far, Far Away. And after Solo financially flopping, it appears Lucasfilm is finally hearing the message.
Report: Matt Reeves is gonna reboot ‘The Batman’ and the standalone movie will replace Ben Affleck. Like, no shit
So, like. This report that everyone is kicking around, it’s basically just like, reiterating other reports from the past fifteen or so months. Right?
‘Resident Evil 2’ Remake Trailer: Return to Raccoon City, Jan. 25, 2019
First off, this looks fucking amazing. Second off, I like how hard Capcom is dunking on Square here. I mean, think about it. They have a release date for this fucking game, while Square hasn’t even shown FF7 remake footage yet.
‘Ghost of Tsushima’ Trailer: Sucker Punch’s Samurai game looks fucking incredible
Fucking stunning, dude.










