#Caffeine Powered
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ cast announced and it includes Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Billy Dee WIlliams
One last ride! For Carrie Fisher, Mark Hamill, and Billy Dee Williams! The three of them will all be returning for Episode IX, along with the rest of the new cast.
No Comments
‘Altered Carbon’ gets renewed for second season with Anthony Mackie starring. Can’t get any worse than the first, right?
Bateman and I loved the book Altered Carbon and its sequels. However both of us fucking hated the Netflix adaptation. So, I’m not particularly excited by this news, but who knows. That said, I know a lot of people (who seemingly didn’t read the novels) who fucking loved it. So I hope ya’ll got serious fucking stiffies over this.
Disney officially, finally acquires Fox’s entertainment properties after Fox shareholders’s approval. All hail the fucking Monoculture!
Well, you fucking nerds. You’ve, nah, we’ve gotten our wish. Disney is about to absorb all of Fox’s Marvel properties into its bulging, straining corpus.
Rumor: Matt Reeves’s ‘The Batman’ is based on classic ‘Year One’ story. I’m fucking here for this, dudes
No, seriously. Someday, Matt Reeves is seriously going to begin rolling cameras on The Batman. And, if you believe the rumors, it’ll be based on the classic Year One storyline. I can fuck with this.
Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples’s dope-ass comic ‘Saga’ taking an entire year off
Saga, dope-ass comic book and brainchild of Brian K. Vaughan and Fiona Staples is taking a year off. This is fantastic, because it allows me to catch-up on the title. However, it would be fantastic even if I was. If the two of them feel the creative juices ebbing, I would rather they take a spot to recharge.
‘Deadwood’ movie officially, totally greenlit by HBO. Finally.
That Deadwood movie? It’s finally happening, folks. Sure, sure. Wink, wink. Color me skeptical until the cameras begin fucking rolling.
Tom Hardy says more ‘Mad Max’ movies coming. But talk is cheap bro!
Yesterday, I gnashed teeth about the possibility of a Dredd TV show. Today, I turn my withering fanboy fuck-face glare upon the Mad Max franchise. Tom Hardy says there will be more movies. But, like, various motherfuckers been saying that since 2015.
Coen Brothers have re-edited their Netflix series into ‘The Ballad of Buster Scruggs’ which I’m agnostic about
I was really fucking stoked for the upcoming Coen Brothers’ upcoming Netflix series The Ballad of Buster Scruggs. But, that shit ain’t going to come to pass. The Brothers Coen have re-edited it into a movie. So, I guess I’m fucking stoked for their upcoming movie.
Space Swoon: Liquid water on Mars found in underground aquifer according to scientists
Oh fuck. Is this it? Have scientists really found liquid water on Mars? Well, they certainly fucking think so.
‘Judge Dredd’ TV series has a completed pilot script and two seasons planned. So let’s get this shit going!
C’mon, fuckers. TVProgrammingFuckers, to be precise. What we doing here. The Dredd TV show has been in the works for a minute. But, now it’s come out that the show has a completed pilot script and the first two seasons mapped out. The fuck we waiting for?!
