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‘Rage 2’ Extended Gameplay Trailer: ‘Borderlands’ plus ‘Bulletstorm’ equals fuck yes
You’re forgiven if you missed the Rage 2 extended gameplay trailer yesterday. It was lost in the wake of the DOOM ETERNAL GAMEPLAY TRAILER FUCKING CHANGING LIVES yesterday. However, it is dope as fuck.
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Shane Black would make a ‘Nice Guys’ sequel in a heartbeat. So, let’s get this shit going!
The Nice Guys is one of my favorite movies of the past five years, maybe of the past decade. I said favorite not best, don’t fucking @ me, okay? So, I’m more than wanting that fucking sequel teased at the end of the first. Will I get it? Who knows. But if it were up to director Shane Black, it would happen.
‘Star Trek 4’ may lose both Chris Pine and Chris Hemsworth over contract talks. This is posturing, right?
Right now, Star Trek 4 is seemingly without both Chris Pine and the dude who played his father in the first Star Trek reboot. The two stars have left the movie over a contract dispute. But, I have to figure this is posturing. I mean, right?
‘Doom Eternal’ Gameplay Footage: Ripping and Tearing is back and somehow even better than before
I’m being serious, my dudes. I got fucking chills watching this Doom Eternal gameplay footage. Fucking chills. Embedded above is the entire fucking Doom keynote, but if you’re looking specifically for the footage, hop to 1:16:22 for the first batch, 1:24:14 for the second, and 1:29:50 for the third. As well, shout out to Rock Paper Shotgun for the handy time-stamps.
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‘Firewatch’ art director Olly Moss now officially working for Valve. I hope this means they’re actually making a fucking game
Back in April, Valve snagged Firewatch developer Campo Santo. As an aside, that game fucking rules. But, things are even more interesting now. The art director behind the game, Olly Moss, has officially joined the company. What does this fucking mean? I have no goddamn idea! However, I hope it means they’re actually making a game.
Weekend Open Bar: Salt + Charcoal
Salutations, fellow denizens of the Space-Ship Omega. It is I, your over-caffeinated, mentally-compromised captain! Why, when I’m not hurtling us into the gaping maw of echo-chamber buffoonery, talking about my own dick (and how it pumped, oh did it pump for the Doom Eternal gameplay), and generally embarrassing myself, I like to open up the Open Bar on the weekend! I know, oh do I know. I’m infrequent these days. Apologies all around. Here, here. Take a moist, poorly-wrapped candy from my pocket. Here, here. Take an I.O.U, redeemable for approximately one brutal high-five and chest-bump.
Apple orders comedy from ‘It’s Always Sunny’ stars Rob McElhenney and Charlie Day
Two of the men behind one of my favorite shows ever are creating a comedy for Apple. While this is pretty cool, it’s yet another fucking streaming service I’m going to have to get involved with.
Rumor: Idris Elba really is a fucking top contender to play James Bond. Don’t mess with my heart, yo
If you believe the scuttlebutt, Idris Elba really is a top contender to play James Bond. Yo, this would be so fucking good. Do I believe this rumors? Not really. But, still. This would be so fucking good.
‘X-Men: Dark Phoenix’ reshoots purportedly will last three months. Marvel Studios can’t own this shit quick enough
[edit: since this was published, it’s been refuted. straight-up? i don’t believe the refutation.]
They’re…They’re filming an entirely new fucking movie. Fox, I beg you. Just cut your losses, bury this movie, and wait for Marvel Studios to own the characters.
