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‘Streets of Rage 4’ Reveal Trailer: The classic beat-’em-up returns and this fucking rules
Holy shit, dudes. Here’s a Streets of Rage 4 reveal trailer.
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‘True Detective’ Season 3 Trailer: Weirdness creeps back into the series next January
Yo! Yo. Yup, I’m right back in. Dismissed this show after its sophomore diarrhea soup, but I’m back.
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Rumor: Oscar Isaac up for “mystery role” in ‘The Batman’ as my hype increases
I’ve been saying! Oh, I have been fucking saying that The Batman is going to be good. And, no news that has come out has changed my mind. I mean, Oscar Isaac up for a role? Fuck yes.
‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ casts ‘Lost’ alum Dominic Monaghan in mystery role, obviously.
Dominic Monaghan is joining the Mystery Box In A Galaxy Far, Far Away, my friends! The actor will be reunited with Abrams, with whom he worked on Lost.
Rumor: Edgar Wright directing ‘Bond 25’ is a “real possibility” whatever the fuck that means
Just give Edgar Wright fucking Bond 25. Just do it, BondCzars. He’s far more conventional and popcorn-y than Danny Boyle, and he proved with Baby Driver that he can rock action.
Nintendo Switch going to offer access to digital comics soon, as console continues to be quirky and fantastic
I fuck with the Nintendo Switch way more in theory than I do in actuality. In other words, I really appreciate the console, but rarely play it. But, how can I not fuck with it? Especially as it continues adding dope things like this.
‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’ put on hold indefinitely. Meanwhile, Taika Waititi recently met with Marvel. Please, yes, please.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol.3 has been on hold indefinitely, while the studio searches for a new director. Fucking madness, madness! Meanwhile, Taika Waititi recently met with Marvel. At this point, the best outcome for this clusterfuck is for the latter to take over the former. One can fucking wish, at least.
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Apple officially orders TV series based on Isaac Asimov’s ‘Foundation’ series, for better or worse
The cool: The Foundation series is being made into a TV show. The potentially not cool: It’s being done through yet another streaming service, this time’s Apple’s. The definitely not cool: David fucking Goyer is involved. Verdict? Uncertain.
Views From The Space-Ship: something of a green thumb
I saw this really funny Onion article the other day. Its headline was something like, “Blogger apologies to fan base for not posting in a while.” You know, making fun of the self-importance dongs like me can feel. But, I promise you I don’t feel anything like that. However, I’m still not going to apologize to you fuckers. Instead, I’m just going to hit you with the first Desktop Thursday in like, a month! I hope your summer is going well. Mine has been fantastic. The precise sort of recuperative effort I needed, following a rather trying Spring semester. That said, it’s about to fucking end soon, and I don’t know how I’m going to handle it. Well, I hope! Fantastic, I plead!
Anyways, none the less. Check out some images from my life. Share your own in the comments.
Hugh Laurie will team with ‘Veep’ creator for HBO space comedy. Bro, this gonna be so fucking funny
Man, talk about a fucking tandem. Hugh Laurie, best known for playing a druggie genius doctor, is teaming up with Armando Iannucci. Said dude is the creator of Veep and In The Loop, two gut-busting fucking comedies. Sign me up, bros. Sign me up.
