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‘Birds Of Prey’ casts Ewan McGregor as the Batman villain Black Mask. ‘Cause you nerds killed the Obi-Wan movie, probably
Most people know Ewan McGregor as The Only Good Thing About The Star Wars Prequels. Thus, the last few years have been spent wondering when the fuck he’s getting a solo movie. However, we still don’t fucking know! What we do know, though, is that he’s going to be the villain in the Birds of Prey movie.
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‘Fornite’ has been installed on fucking nearly half of all Nintendo Switches
Fornite. Is popular. You knew that already. I knew that already. Anyone who reads pop culture news knew that already. However, how fucking popular? Well, the son of a bitch has been installed on nearly half of all Nintendo Switches.
First Look: Henry Cavill as Geralt in ‘The Witcher’ and uh, oh no.
Man. We’ve got the first look at Henry Cavill as Geralt in The Witcher, and it’s not good. Listen, okay? Some are stating that it’s “just a screen test” and that might be true. However, if you’re gonna drop a look, I’m going to drop an impression. Doesn’t this seem fair?
Hit the jump for the video of it. Because fucking Twitter video.
Winter Soldier/Falcon TV series is planned for Disney’s streaming service. Holy crap, yes!
Listen. It’s not the Shane Black written-and-directed buddy comedy I had envisioned. But, this is awesome. A Winter Soldier and Falcon TV series? Goddamn, yes. Their banter and camaraderie has been fantastic so far, and man. Their mutual mourning over Rogers’ forthcoming demise will be incredible and heartbreaking. I’m, I’m marking out, and I don’t fucking care.
‘Creed 2’ Poster: The Cold War Is Heating Up Again!
Michael B. Jordan dropped this poster for Creed 2. A movie that I’m really excited for, despite my best attempts to not be.
‘Game of Thrones’ prequel casts Naomi Watts in lead role. This is pretty bad ass, I admit
I don’t really like Game of Thrones. Though, I did enjoy the past season. You know, the one people didn’t like. Anyways, anyways. This is a pretty fantastic snag for the show’s prequel.
The Kepler Space Telescope is dead. Long live the fucking Kepler Space Telescope!
Folks, the Kepler Space Telescope is dead. However, it shall not be forgotten by any means. The telescope is responsible for finding, conservatively, a fuck-ton of exoplanets. Therefore, we must remember it always. Dead, but alive forever.
‘Red Dead Redemption 2’ had the biggest weekend opening ever. For anything.
Man, Red Dead Redemption 2 just had the biggest weekend ever. For anything. Granted, a game costs way more than a movie ticket. But, this is still fucking incredible. That said? It didn’t knock off the biggest opening ever. That title belongs to its brother, Grand Theft Auto V.
Monday Morning Commute: Some Old Fashioned Fun
Yeehaw, motherfuckers! It’s another edition of Monday Morning Commute. Oh, you know! The column where I wank-off over what is titillating me on a given week. I’ll level with all you varmints! I’m attempting to churn this big ole pig out before teaching my 2pm class! Thus, if I’m hitting the column with some alacrity, it’s because I’d rather be terse than absent.
Let’s hang out in the comments, after I drop my list on ya’lls asses.
‘Avengers 4’ trailer dropping before end of the year, so why the fuck not right now?
I know this isn’t really news. But, Avengers 4 speculation is one of the few pop culture things that gets my juices going full-throttle. So, I’m just going to post this! And you’re going to gorge yourself on it!
