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EA has canceled its open-world ‘Star Wars’ game again as it learns absolutely fucking nothing
EA has canceled its open-world Star Wars game, again. My goodness, my gracious. The company looked at the early-in-development title and thought to itself, “we need Star Wars movie sooner than this can yield it” and, yup, dead. EA’s handling of the Star Wars license has been a fucking travesty up until this point, and well. Why change now? Keep churning out half-baked multiplayer titles and deny the public the open-world single-player experience its clamoring for.
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‘Ghostbusters 3’ Teaser Trailer: The franchise is going straight ‘Stranger Things’ and why not?
Well then. We’ve gone from a Ghostbusters 3 reveal to a Ghostbusters 3 teaser trailer in quite the fucking hurry, huh?
China has grown the FIRST PLANTS on the MOON, yo!
China out here doing dope shit on the moon, folks. Not only were they first to land on the far side of the moon, but now they’re straight-up growing plants there.
Jason Reitman is directing a new ‘Ghostbusters’ set in the original universe. Sure, why the fuck not?
I, for one, have no problem with Jason Reitman directing a new Ghostbusters movie. If it fucking owns, fantastic. If it fucking sucks, it’s just more pablum quickly disappearing from mind. Reitman is a pretty talented dude, so there’s a good chance the former will happen. And if it doesn’t? Again, who fucking cares.
‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ Teaser Trailer: Ten Seconds of PURE WICK to hold us until Thursday’s full thing!
AHHH. JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 3 TEASER. TEN SECONDS OF VALHALLA. FULL TRAILER THURSDAY.
‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’ Trailer: Friends, Fury, and Mysterio, motherfuckers!
The Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer got a lot going on! And, I’m fucking here for all of it!
Christopher McQuarrie directing TWO more MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE movies. This is great fucking news for the best action franchise going, folks.
Yo! This is such good news. Christopher McQuarrie has signed on for two more Mission: Impossible movies. In case you ain’t in on it, dude is hugely responsible for helping turn Mission: Impossible into the best action franchise going. He wasn’t sure if he was going to return after Fallout, but he certainly is now. This is a solid, solid fucking win for legitimate action movies and practical effects.
‘Uncharted’ movie snags ’10 Cloverfield Lane’ director Dan Trachtenberg. Super fucking solid choice, IMO
If the Uncharted movie actually ever enters production, and frankly I’ll be skeptical until it fucking happens, this is a super solid choice for director.
Sony finally enables ‘Rocket League’ cross-play, glory be!
Sony has finally enabled cross-play for Rocket League, folks! While I don’t play the game, I must admit this development makes me happy. Why gate off the community? I mean I know there are a lot of reasons that Sony was gating off the community, but I’m gladdened to see they’ve taken it down.
