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Organized crime is laundering money through ‘Fortnite’ and this is the most cyberpunk thing going

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Organized crime is laundering money Fortnite, which is so fucking rad. I mean, I’m not saying money laundering is rad. But, something straight out of a Charles Stross novel going down in reality is pretty fucking wild. To this science-fiction and cyberpunk nerd.

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Monday Morning Commute: Check Out That Fucking Sunset!

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Oh, we in the fucking Teeth of it now, friends.

At least here in the Northeast, and other sundry places currently eating Winter’s Shit. The teeth, you ask?  The teeth, I shall explain. We have entered that interminable period after the holidays where it’s all snow, slush, and gloom. There are no holidays to look forward to. And while the days are getting longer once again, it’s hard to appreciate when it’s -13 with the fucking windchill.

Oh, we in the fucking Teeth of it now, friends.

But, at least we have our frivolities, right? And, isn’t that what Monday Morning Commute is all about? Sharing the frivolities we’re looking forward to on a given week, to get us through the grind?

It is, indeed!

I’ll go first.

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A meteorite hit the Moon during the Lunar Eclipse and that’s pretty fucking metal

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A lunar eclipse is already pretty fucking bad ass, you know? But, you know what’s even more bad ass? A meteorite striking the Moon during it.

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Edgar Wright’s next movie is a horror-thriller set in London and I’m fucking here for it

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I’m here for Edgar Wright’s next movie, motherfuckers. But to be fair, I’m here for anything Wright is up to.

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OmegaPlays: The Messenger – Part 7 – We Are Just Humble Cowboys, Hunting Legendary Beaver

The finale to our playthrough of The Messenger! Honestly, I’m posting this a week late, so I don’t really fucking remember what went on in it! Check it out! I’m sure it has cheap dick jokes, genuine bro camaraderie, and a sizzlin’ chat.

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Saturn’s rings formed in a violent event less than 100 million years ago, which is sort of gnarly

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How long has Saturn had its rings? Not as long as we fucking thought, apparently. AstronomerWizards have concluded they originated from a violent event, somewhere between 10 and 100 million years ago.

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Netflix told its investors it loses more viewers to ‘Fortnite’ than HBO. Weird flex, but okay!

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Netflix is more concerned about Fornite than it is HBO, folks. A bit of an odd idea at first. However, upon reflection it seems like a pretty intriguing commentary on how media and media competition has changed.

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‘John Wick: Chapter 3’ Trailer: WICK VERSUS EVERYBODY and YOU FEEL BAD FOR ‘EM

Gonna level with you. I turned off this trailer at the first gunshot. I need to keep all the action saved for the big screen. But, even the dialogue and setting got me torqued. This movie is going to change my life.

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Steve Carell starring in Netflix series based on Trump’s SPACE FORCE, reteaming with ‘The Office’ creator Greg Daniels

A Netflix series from Steve Carell and Greg Daniels? Sounds awesome to me. Based on Trump’s Space Force? Sounds awesome to me. But, we gotta acknowledge it. We’re living in an ever-increasingly glitching reality.

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