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‘Black Widow’ movie casts ‘Stranger Things’ star David Harbour. Well, one comic book franchise he’s involved in won’t bomb
I love David Harbour. So, I’m worried about Hellboy for him. ‘Cause that shit going to bomb. But there’s good news for the dude! He’s been cast in Black Widow, which is guaranteed to make a shit load of money.
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‘The Joker’ Trailer: Joaquin Phoenix is gloriously haunting
Man, this Joker trailer is fucking u-n-c-o-m-f-o-r-t-a-b-le. And, I fucking love it.
‘The Dead Don’t Die’ Trailer: Jim Jarmusch’s Zombie Movie Has An Insane Cast, Looks Wonderful
Jim Jarmusch is doing a zombie movie? What the fuck? That said, yeah, dude. This looks great.
The Live-Action ‘Akira’ is moving forward with Taika Waititi fucking directing. Now you got my attention!
My word. How do you get me to give a shit about, nay, dare I say it, have faith in a live-action Akira? You get Taika Waitit to direct the movie.
‘Avengers: Endgame’ Mini-Trailer: Taking The Fight To The Mad Titan (Good Fucking Luck!)
So, like, my hypothesis: the Avengers take the fight to Thanos early in Endgame. They get their asses whupped, and eventually realize they need to use their brains and not their brawn (also, the Quantum Realm) to take down the Mad Titan.
‘Borderlands 3’ may be dropping September 13 and an Epic Games Store exclusive. Thank a deleted tweet for the info, whoops!
Borderlands 3-related technical issues seem to be a thing, folks. Last week, Gearbox just flat-out couldn’t get their debut trailer working. That sucked. Now, a deleted tweet may have revealed the title’s release date early. That cool.
Monday Morning Commute: Say My Name!
Oh! I bet you thought you’d seen the last of me, huh? Oh, you didn’t? Just assumed I was in some sort of depressive, hermetic state? And that I’d emerge eventually, temporarily recharged? Well, fuck. You know me! Anyways, hey! Great to be here. Great to see you. Your teeth look wonderful, and your genitals look plump. Fantastic, fantastic! Anyways, I won’t belabor you much longer with this viciously verbose opening. Instead, I’ll pivot to the purpose of this here post, Monday Morning Commute!
To tell you what I’m enjoying lately. Be it active enjoyments, or portents of fun things on the horizon this week.
Then, per usual, I hope you’ll share your own warm-and-fuzzies in the comments section.
‘Child’s Play’ reboot adds Mark Hamill as the voice of Chucky
The Child’s Play reboot has added some talent, friends of the franchise! It appears that none other than Luke Skywalker himself (a lazy reference, I know) will be voicing the doll. Pretty dope, given how fantastic Hamill is as a voice actor.
