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Japan is sending a rover to the Martian moons Phobos and Deimos. I’m so fucking hype about this!
Japan is sending a rover to a couple of Martian moons. And, well? This is all good news, since climate reports this week have pegged Earth as somewhere between “Absolutely fucked” and “Pretty much fucked.” I’m ready to be a Belter, ala The Expanse. Let’s go!
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‘Bill and Ted 3’ casts ‘Barry’ co-star Anthony Carrigan as its villain. Hell yes.
In absolute fucking perfect casting news, Bill & Ted Face the Music has added Anthony Carrigan as its villain. If you’re not familiar with the actor? It’s because you’re a scrub ass who doesn’t watch Barry, where he rules. Up your fucking game. Figure it out.
A ‘Spider-Man’ comic miniseries is coming from J.J. Abrams and his son. Yeah, his son. Insufferable times two.
Nothing like a nice, young-ass shit head getting a break into comics because of his fucking insufferable dad. Just look at that fucking smug face.
Kevin Feige confirms he wants Keanu Reeves for a Marvel movie. The only question is, what role?
This week, Kevin Feige confirmed the most glorious of news. Dude wants Keanu Reeves in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The only wrinkle? Finding him the right role. Keep Reading »
Space Swoon: Mars sports a gorgeous crater from a recent impact
Yo! Check out this gorgeous-ass crater on Mars! New, too! The impact is from the last three years, apparently.
‘GLOW’ Season 3 Trailer: It’s everything they ever wanted, so naturally it will go to shit
I am very excited for GLOW‘s third season. You should be too.
Omega Plays: Dead Cells – Return of the Living Dickheads!
By God! We finally finish Dead Cells on stream! Talk some fucking zombie movies! Shit on Godzilla for a bit. Overall, full-on dickhead good time!
Netflix’s ‘Love, Death and Robots’ is getting a second season. Oh yeah, I should fucking watch the first, no?
Netflix’s Love, Death and Robots is getting a second season. And man, I still gotta watch the first. I’ve been forgetting to do so, despite one of my binkies, David Fincher, being involved. No particular reason for me passing on it thus far, outside of the perpetual deluge of pop culture content.
Milky Way Galaxy still shows scars from collision with a “ghost of a galaxy” because space fucking rules!
The Milky Way Galaxy! Home to all known life in the Universe. Also, survivor of a collision with a ghost of a galaxy. Fucking awesome.
‘Doom Eternal’ Trailers: Prepare to rip and tear Heaven and Hell on November 22, 2019!
Catching-up on posting the shit I dug from E3, and this is a big one. Doom Eternal is dropping on November 22 of this year, fellow Doom Slayers. Right before the Holiday season kicks the fuck off. And nothing screams “entertaining your mother-in-law on Thanksgiving” like playing a Doom game at three-thousand decibels after throwing the turkey off the wall in supplication to your Doom masters. Right?
