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Domino’s Japan has a “Halloween Roulette” pizza with ghost pepper sauce in one random slice. Chaos, fucking chaos, I love it.

Domino’s Japan up on that gimmicky but awesome tip, friends. They’ve created the Halloween Roulette pizza, which features ghost pepper sauce. Hidden in one slice.

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‘Adventure Time’ is getting four new specials on HBO Max. Which reminds me, I gotta return to the series!

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Adventure Time. I fucking love what I’ve seen of it. But, I ain’t seen it all. And now, there’s even more of the series coming to clog my backlog. Specifically, four new specials!

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New machine on the International Space Station is going to turn trash into “ink” for 3D Printer aboard the station. The future fucking rules, dudes.

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Man, this ain’t a line out of Transmetropolitan or some other science-fiction work. Nope! Nope, nope. A new machine on the ISS is going to be able to turn trash into “ink” for a 3D printer aboard the station. Sometimes the future is awesome.

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Rumor: Next Batman game is ‘Batman: Arkham Legacy’ and will let you play as entire fucking Bat-Family!

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Man, it’s been a hot minute since Arkham Knight. A hot, hot minute! No follow-up game. Not even any news about the follow-up. But if this leak is to be believed, the game is coming! Batman: Arkham Legacy. And, it’ll feature the entire Bat-Family as playable characters.

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‘Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker’ Final Trailer: The Force will be with you, always!

Oh fuck! It’s really ending, eh? I dig this final trailer for The Rise of Skywalker. And, that’s despite it giving us pretty much no plot. Like, what the fuck is happening? I need to know! Which, I suppose, is the point of a trailer.

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‘Diablo 4’ has apparently been leaked in ad for ‘Diablo’ art book. Don’t fucking play with us here!

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Is Diablo 4 really happening? Is it going to be revealed at this year’s Blizzcon? If this leaked advertisement for a Diablo art book is an indication, then yes.

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Monday Morning Commute: Please Stand By

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You know how fucking long OL has been around? This ain’t the first time I’ve used “Please Stand By” as a MMC title. That said, it felt apropos as fuck, so I’m rolling with it. As well, I must confess, I didn’t realize I was reusing it until the url generator inserted a 2, but here we are.

Straight-up? I miss you fucks! The semester hit, and blammo! I fucking disappeared in a cloud of dust. I suppose it’s to be expected, but I suppose I don’t think it’s acceptable.

Oh sure, I share articles. And, like, one or two of you appear to comment. But, a good old-fashioned fucking Monday Morning Commute where we hang out? Shoot the shit about what we’ve been enjoying? Been too long. Far, far too fucking long.

So, I hope you meanderers, lurkers, and longtime friends come out in the comments section!

Here’s what I’ve been digging since the last installment.

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Scientists have found that some storms are so strong they shake the ocean floor. STORMQUAKES, my dudes!

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Some storms? Them motherfuckers are so powerful that they shake the ocean floor. And, they have an equally bad ass name. Stormquakes! Hell yeah.

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Sam Raimi is returning to horror movies for his next film which is described as “Misery meets Cast Away” and I’m fucking sprung

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By gawd, one of the greats is returning to horror movies. That’s right, folks. Sam Raimi is hopping into the director’s chair, and returning to the genre where he made his name.

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