#August2013
Behold VENUS and the ULTRAVIOLET SUN
Yeah! Man! Must be the dirty undies I’ve been huffing all day, because this picture looks out of control. Just the Sun looking all sorts of outstanding because of a Venusian eclipse. The colors, man! Popping.
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Cosplay: This WONDER WOMAN is pure AMAZON THUNDER
I’m in love with this Wonder Woman. The costume is gorgeous, and the cosplayer conveys a sense of “oh if I act up this woman could smash my errant face in” mixed with the, yeah, I admit it, attractiveness you generally look for in cosplay.
Buy These Flippin Comics!! (8/21/13) – Superman is Not Down With Bondage!
Yo, yo, yo! Since Breaking Bad has started back up, I find myself only talking in Jesse-isms. Not such a crippling affliction, but I may call one, or all of you, bitches. I offer an apology in advance. But that’s not why you all are here. You’re here for this week’s batch of comics, funnybooks, trade paperbacks, graphic novles, and other sorts of expensive nonsense that tickles us in our respective bathing suit areas. Or maybe just our brains. I still wear a swim cap, so I can count that as both. Hit the jump and let’s discuss!
Rumor: ELIZABETH OLSEN being considered for SCARLET WITCH in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
Lest you have forgotten, Avengers: Age of Ultron is going to double the amount of comic book characters on screen. By triple. Don’t run the math, it works. Trust me. One of the new characters debuting is Scarlet Witch. Who will be playing her? Maybe Elizabeth Olsen. Maybe.
‘DIABLO III: REAPER OF SOULS’ REVEAL TRAILER
As suspected, Diablo III is getting an expansion. Reaper of Souls. Blizzard has dropped a cinematic trailer for the forthcoming snap-on to the title, and it’s gorgeous. Par for the course. Now here is hoping the expansion’s content is equally as wonderful.
Hit the jump for the trailer and more details.
Opinions Vary: Xbox One and Sex near the punch bowl
When I was thirty-three, I was madly in love with a man named Herbert. Built like a brick shit house, and worked in a pizzeria. Herbert and I were madly in love. That’s until the day I caught him giving the old pepperoni push to one of his co-workers in the back of our 1992 Sable station wagon. I was aghast. Me holding my pepperoni, this random stranger’s rectal cavity holding my Herbert’s. I felt betrayed. Still we persisted. For a bit. Herbert and I broke up that New Year’s Eve when I found him fingering some young stud near the punch bowl, carelessly pouring spiked Kool Aid all over his balls. I didn’t stay to watch him lap it up.
MIKE from ‘BREAKING BAD’ has joined ‘COMMUNITY’ for its fifth season. F**K YEAH.
Oh shit! Community isn’t just returning for a fifth season to fuck my gullet-pipes with awesome. It’s bringing back Dan Harmon. But ya’ll already knew that. However, did you know that Mike (Jonathan Banks) from Breaking Bad is going to have the most in-depth guest starring role in the show’s history? Eh? Eh!
Author ELMORE LEONARD passes away at the age of 87. Six-gun salute.
I only know Elmore Leonard through the screen-based adaptations he has been behind. Yes, I consider that a personal flaw. Even still, the author has contributed greatly to the bowl of pop culture enjoyment out of which I eat. Man, that’s a clumsy metaphor. Whatever! Keeping it.
Scans of RAY BRADBURY’S 1939 ZINE ‘FUTURE FANTASIA’ NOW ONLINE
Here is some fiery retro-future hotness upside your head. The Ray Bradbury’s zine from way (way) back in the day has found itself nestled in the digital age, upon the glorious technological waves of the Internet. In other words, them scans of the aforementioned fucker have been posted online.
Hit the jump for more info.
Cosplay: LUCCA and AYLA from dat ‘CHRONO TRIGGER.’
Enter into the Wayback Machine for this cosplay! Get it? ‘Cause Chrono Trigger is about surfing the streams of time? Eh, whatever!
