#August2013
DENTIST wants to clone JOHN LENNON from his ROTTEN TOOTH. A whole army!
I knew that my rotting teeth were good for something. Well, you know. Good for something other than generating the scent of a rotten hallway whenever I yawned. You see, these teeth are the answer. The answer to “how can we clone Caff?” Apparently.
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Cosplay: JASMINE from ‘ALLADIN’ is the SEXIEST THIEF OF AGRABAH
Oh lord. Just ridiculously sexy Disney princess cosplay. Fuck Spring Breakers, here be a Disney princess all grown up. Yeah. I don’t know man. Keep the loaves of bread away from me, ’cause the heat from my loins is about to toast them.
FOUR out of FIFTY biggest MOVIE BOMBS are in THEATERS RIGHT NOW.
And the idea that Hollywood can just throw anything out there and rake in the millions is hopefully dying. Or at the very least, the Leviathan has stumbled back after taking one directly on the fucking nose.
COMPUTER can READ LETTERS DIRECTLY FROM YOUR BRAIN. Game Over, Man.
This is either terrifying game-over material, or the lube you’ve been looking for to stroke your cyberpunk bits with. A group of scientists Daring to Approach the Lords have concocted a way to read letters. Directly from your fucking brain.
TUCAN enjoy this picture of the PELICAN NEBULA!
Tucan! You can! Get it? Whatever. I see the Pretty Picture! In false colors and other manipulations! I think the picture is pretty, so that means I love the science. That’s how it works on the Internet these days, right? Right! Phew.
(Hit the jump for more info + the full image.)
RUMOR: BRADLEY COOPER for ROCKET RACCOON in ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.’
Am I missing something about Rocket Raccoon? He seems awesome as fuck, okay? Point conceeded. However, what is the big deal about getting a huge name to play him? Explain to me. Like I’m five. That’d be playing him in voice only. Right?
GOOGLE and YOUTUBE making a run at NFL SUNDAY TICKET? Just Imagine
Yesterday’s big buzz was that Google’s Lead Czar was talking to the Powerful Guy from the NFL about some sort of nexus-connection. At the center of this buzz was the idea that through some wondrous developments we all don’t deserve NFL Sunday Ticket could come to YouTube.
‘XCOM: ENEMY UNKNOWN, getting EXPANSION titled ‘ENEMY WITHIN’ this November.
Intergalactic foreign-entity boner arriving in my pants! My tingling tip has just received news that one of my favorite games of the last year is seeing an expansion. Yeah, brah. I’m talking about XCOM. What is one of the few things that could make the title more dope? Fucking mech suits for your squad members.
Here’s WHEDON on how Ultron will be different in ‘AVENGERS: AGE OF ULTRON.’
Ultron is going to be different in Avengers: Age of Ultron. We know that. We know that because he ain’t going to be created by Ant-Man, a fact that still has certain sects of geeks furiously ripping their pubes out in rage. But how is he going to differ? This week in Entertainment Weekly J-Whedon opened up (a little bit, duh) about his take on Ultron.
