Another week, another batch of funnybooks.  Hit the jump for more of my words, plus a special guest host!

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With WB having essentially nothing memorable to hang their cock upon in the comic book movie universe, this report doesn’t surprise me in the least. You may turn your nose up at the implausibility of the price, but RDJ got offered a fucking King’s Ransom to return to Avengers 2 and 3, and they have a thriving MCU.

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You will believe a raccoon can be a fucking bad ass! That’s what I took away from this leaked comic con footage. The evolution of my feelings regarding this movie has been tremendous. From “What the fuck?” to “Man, could it be good?” to “Holy fucking shit, this looks like the goddamn berries.”

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This seems too dope to be true. Can the Hyperloop truly be more than the interesting imaginings of a Rich as Fuck and Also Curious Dude and his team of designers? Can it?! I want to zip around at 800 mph, via magnetic levitation.

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[Search Engine Terms. Most of ours are ultra depraved and horrible. And amusing to sick people like me.]

I haven’t done one of these in a while, namely because I haven’t seen much that has caught my eye. However — I was affronted by this recent query. Level 12 porn? Naw. Not even. What sort of Search God brought such a result to our domicile? Like all these here, our porn goes to OMEGA. Well, at least mine. You ain’t doing it right unless you can’t find where you shoved that stick of a butter. But it’s okay, just use the spatula and you’ll end up having fun anyways.

There is a good chance that this is the cosplay that finally breaks me. I shudder, staring at it. Drinking in the glorious latex. Murmuring to myself about the absurdity of the Lady Deadpool riding an inflatable dragon. Knowing very well that I will never be able to experience such a scenario first hand. Feeling my psyche shatter with disappointment. And rage.

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Sort of stealing the headline from a conversation I had with our own Budrickton, who pointed me towards this news. Blizzard has issued forth another trademark into the world, with this latest copyright stamp bringing me hope of not a Diablo expansion. No no. Nor a WoW expansion. Of course not. But rather a hotfix that allows me to finally bask on the thickened, scar-tissue covered genitals of all my toons. They’ve rode hard. For years.

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Ever since I signed a contract with the guy behind the 7-Eleven who promised me a launch PS4 in dick blood and tears, I’ve wondered to myself. Namely, what the fuck am I doing with my life? How did he know I’d be so happy to scab my cock head just for a gaming console? Oh! And also when the fucking jam was going to breach shelves.

Well, it looks like we may have an answer.

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I think it is safe to say that among several other classic moments in this past Sunday’s Breaking Bad premiere was a nugget of some of the series’ finest hilarity. During the episode, everyone’s favorite pot head stoner drug dealer Badger pitched his idea for an episode of the original Star Trek, and it sprawled on for nearly two minutes of dialogue that may already be etched in pop culture lore. Now! Now motherfuckers, said story has been realized in the form of an animation.

So good.

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Now that you mention it, Walter White has given us every bit of descent into madness that Uncle George never gave us wit Broodingkin Skywalker in them there Prequels. PJ McQuade has commemorated this descent in a glorious piece of pop culture mash-up.

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