#December2012
Netflix snags exclusive streaming rights for new DISNEY, MARVEL, and Pixar flicks starting in 2016.
Netflix has closed a hell of a deal. Starting in 2016, they have the streaming rights to Disney, Marvel, and Pixar flicks. Does this count Star Wars? Is the Force going to be streaming?
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New Apple Patents outlines wireless charging method. The future be good.
Wires are only good for tying up your loved ones, and slowly spanking them. In my future, there is no place for those easily-tangled bastards outside of eroticism. Apple feels me! Apple feels me! A new patent of theirs outlines the future we’ve been waiting for, a future replete with wireless charging.
Blogger proves holes in Ecuador’s security system by hacking president’s identity. Well then.
There has to be ways to prove that there are holes in a national security system other than hacking the president’s identity. While Paul Moreno’s swagger has to be appreciated, I have to imagine that there were more eloquent ways to point out the exploits. It’s cool, it’s cool. I just imagine this sort of activity could sometimes lead to a deep hole in a dark place.
Cosplay: WONDER WOMAN from ‘Red Son’ is Communist comfort.
In Communist Russia, Wonder Woman is attracted to you! Naw, I got nothing.
‘TERMINATOR’ gains ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4’ dude as producer.
Terminator is coming back to the big screen, and it is courtesy of prominent producer Megan Ellison. We all knew that. What is new news is that she is teaming up with her brother David Ellison to get the franchise out of cryostasis. Bro Ellison is responsible for a litany of big budget wowie flicks, and so it seems the juxtaposition will be quite nice.
MUSTACHE TRANSPLANTS are a thing, and becoming more popular. Ridiculous ++
Everybody want the mustaches. Movember may be over, but that doesn’t mean you can’t grow a stache. Or try to grow one. And if you can’t? Get that bad boy grafted onto your upper lip. Don’t make any excuses, bro.
VOYAGER 1 has entered the ‘magnetic highway’ as it prepares to leave solar system.
Fare the well, Voyager 1. You’re currently hauling ass through the “magnetic highway”, as you approach the limits of our solar system. Keep in mind our wonderful moments together. Recall, if you will, the time we built your ungrateful ass. Fawn over the concept of being the first object we’ve sent out of our solar system. Dearest regards.
First look at Ashton Kutcher as STEVE JOBS is like, the dumbest thing ever.
Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is outstandingly stupid. Of course the first official release they’ve dropped of That 70’s Guy as the deceased maestro is a recreation of Jobs’ sexy pose. Oh lordy.
‘THE LAST OF US’ Teaser Trailer: A snippet of malice.
There is a story trailer for The Last of Us dropping soon, and no trailer would be complete without its own teaser. Here is like thirty seconds of gland rubbing to prepare you for actual release.
US Supreme Court will rule on whether human genes are patentable. Futurism ++
Welcome to the future, flunkies. The US Supreme court is getting a case in which they’re essentially deciding whether or not human genes are patentable. I think. That’s what my fat head gleaned from this story, but I was also half-covered in peanut butter. Sitting on the toilet. Reading it on my iPhone.
