#August2012
Mr. Plinkett drops a hilarious and brilliant commentary track for ‘A NEW HOPE’, as us assholes call it.
Fuck yeah. Plinkett has dropped a commentary for Star Wars, and it is equal shades brilliant and hilarious. You think the dude is just absurdist comments and insightful comments, then he’ll blow your asshole out by referencing “inciting incidents” and other nonsense that I wish I could refer to. Get it.
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Joss Whedon signs EXCLUSIVE CONTRACT with Marvel through 2015. Dude is their shepherd, praise be.
Joss Whedon didn’t just sign on to write and direct Avengers 2. Naw, son! Naw, daughter! The motherfucker has signed on to work exclusively with Marvel through the three years following the Mayan apocalypse. I couldn’t be happier about this if I was reading it while spraying whipped cream on my nipples and slapping myself on the ass with a spatula. And we all know how happy that makes me!
Buy These F**king Comics! – August 8, 2012: Becky Cloonan, Godzilla, Jesus Christ, and Other Rock Stars.
Greetings, Earthlings and interdimensional lurkers. It’s Wednesday, and that can only mean one thing. Time for me to lumber down to the LCS, notice that they don’t have the two comic books I want, and flip a shelf. Scream loudly. Dive head first through the glass, trailing blood and tendon dangling from said shards. Scream at drivers as I run wildly through traffic, picking bits and beads of skin and skull out of my Kingdom Come Superman t-shirt. Stumble into a ditch. Write this column telepathically, using the fading moments of my consciousness to commune with you folks.
Let us share, as darkness dawns on crumbling psyche, the comics we want to buy this week. Certainly, with shredded skin and violated visage, I’ll miss something you’re eager for. That is half the fun. Don’t know what’s coming out? Hit up Comic List.
The Dude’s High 5s: Mars!
Curiosity has landed! It will now spend the next two plus year rolling around Mars’ surface killing cats. With that, this High 5 will take a look at my favorite facts and uses about Mars fiction. So here we go.
First ‘NEUROMANCER’ concept art is generic cyberpunk nonsense.
This is no way to calm my already frantic nerves about the film adaptation of Neuromancer. I mean, first they offer the lead role to Marky Mark, and now they drop this concept artwork. Glorious me. You can pull this sort of brooding, dark set, generic artwork out of cyberpunk discount bins. All that is missing from this bullshit is some sort of head tattoo-mohawk combination.
Hit the jump to peep the abominations.
LISTEN: Carl Sagan’s message to future explorers of Mars. Sagan is eternal boss mode.
A few months before he died, Uncle Carl recorded a message to the future explorers of Mars. Admittedly, our dumb asses are still too busy caught up in the usual cycle of consumption and warring to get there quite yet. However, yesterday’s landing of Curiosity was quite the fantastique, and has drummed up as good a time as ever to hear Sagan’s message to the future wanderers.
Guillermo del Toro hints at ‘big name’ writer for his ‘INCREDIBLE HULK’ TV show. Please god not Lindelof.
The whole fucking Hulk on TV and in the movies but being two different universes – maybe – and two different actors – definitely- hurts my fucking skull. It doesn’t take much to hurt my skull. Children. Math. Squirrels. So trying to comprehend the complexity of the Bruce Banner multi-medium conundrum gets the nose bleeding. Can’t this shit be simple? Maybe? With all of this incestuous riddling, I’m finding it hard to get excited for the TV version of the Hulk product. Maybe del Toro knows this, and that is why he is tweaking my nipples with sweet nothings.
The TARANTULA NEBULA is shiny cosmic web of awesome.
Yeah, yeah. I’ve been slacking on the space porn lately, and for that I fall upon my blade. It pierces the jittery remnants of my heart, propelling me into action. Wait, how can I do that when I’m dead? Guilt motivates the corpses. Powerful agent.
