#August2012
The Oatmeal wants to build a NIKOLA TESLA MUSEUM. Hell to the yes.
In an unsurprising lack of respect for anything that isn’t a president, a deep fried food, or a sports icon, there is no museum for Nikola Tesla in the United States. Wunderkind web site The Oatmeal wants to change that, but it needs our help. And a considerable amount of cash.
‘THE MASTER’ CLIP: Letter writing misery folk.
This new clip for The Master is showing off the unnerving world that PT Anderson is building in his latest opus. If the film follows the promotional clips, then we’re going to be in for one uncomfortably hypnotic descent.
First ‘GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY’ plot summary drops. I am ignorant to this universe.
Reading through the plot description for Guardians of the Galaxy, I have arrived at several realizations. First, this sounds a hell of a lot like Green Lantern. Second, I have no fucking clue about anything regarding the Guardians. And I do know, is that Marvel is going to have quite the interesting time marketing this pig.
NASA pulls off a 350-million mile software update. Mars ain’t nothing!
NASA doesn’t fear distance! Nor space! Those dreaming fools have updated Curiosity’s software. No big deal, it was only a 350-million mile jaunt from Earth to Mars. Just another day in the life of those space-wizards.
OMEGA-LEVEL TURNS THREE: THE SECRET ORIGIN STORY.
Three years ago today, I awoke with a mission. I was going to grow wings, fly to Mars, and fuck each and every Martian I could find. All holes. Any holes. Dudes, chicks, transgenders, Siamese twins. It didn’t matter. I was a man with a plan, and on Mars nothing is impossible. Unfortunately for me, and each and every Martian babe and hottie bro, my girlfriend awoke. Slathered in my own spittle and hanging precariously from our roof, she calmly Michael Jordan’d a deec amount of lamotrigine down my gullet. No backboard, all throat. Teary-eyed, I went from crying that my wings weren’t working to politely asking her to pull me up into the house.I was too heavy, we both fell. She broke her tailbone and my fall.
When I recovered later that day, I decided I would start a blog.
‘AVENGERS 2’ gets official release date. Everyone squeal or whatever.
The sequel to this summer’s best comic book movie (heh) has gotten itself an official release date. You better maintain regular doctor visits and practice some calisthenics on the side. You’ve got some living to do until the movie drops. Don’t want to make it to like, six months out, and get rocked by a heart attack.
Ruling is approaching in the Shuster estate’s attempt to reclaim ‘SUPERMAN’ rights.
I don’t really understand the legal mumbo jumbo that is going on in the Shuster estate’s attempt to reclaim the rights to the Super-Man. They’re in a really righteous arm wrestling match with DC, I know that. There’s probably like a zillion bucks on the line, I know that too. But who is in the right? What the motions mean? Not even.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Leviathan DLC is dropping August 28. We…care?
Mass Effect 3 is finally getting some DLC that isn’t promising to fix the ending. Those lasses and lads at BioWare really through themselves off their schedule when they decided to shit directly into the game code after about thirty hours of fun. They’ve finally doubled back around though, and are ready to release some new content.
Now Listening: PSY – GANGNAM STYLE [This video is madness.]
This video has melted my mind. It has forced me to evolved, and for that I am better off. I know it is probably like tots old for the 4chan and tumblr wizards out there, but I’m just getting my first taste. It is the wonder.
