#June2012

Best Review of Adam Sandler’s ‘THAT’S MY BOY’ Ever. Reviewer +1, Fecaltainment -1.

Slow clap.

Michael Bay-Powered ‘NINJA TURTLES’ Movie Pushed Until 2014 Over Script Issues. Go F**king Figure.

Michael Bay movie is being pushed back because of script issues? This truly is the year of the Mayan apocalypse.

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XBOX 720 Document Leak Reveals $299 Price, KINECT 2, Kinect Glasses & More

Here we go! Put your boots on and prepare for the deluge cascading out of this leaked 56-page document detailing the Xbox 720. We got a price point, Kinect 2, some AR glasses, and more. Ain’t nothing more fun than corporate memos falling into the wrong (right?) hands.

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Steve Jobs Memo And Apple I Motherboard Go For $400,000 At Auction. Burning Money!

People who can be wasting money are tots wasting money on some Steve Jobs memorabilia. I mean, who wouldn’t want to fork over nearly half a milli for a motherboard and a memo?

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Ben Templesmith Draws On Breasts To Promote Cancer Awareness. Sounds Good.

Ben Templesmith and over 100 more artists have teamed up to decorate breast casts  for an exhibit that’s aiming to promote breast cancer awareness. Now, this is me being a male pig, but this sure beats the hell out of wearing pink.

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Jonah Hill Is Back In For ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’, Not Even He Can Ruin It!

Ever since the trailer for Django Unchained dropped, I’ve been riding a bulge of enthusiasm for the flick that is half-part awesome, half-part uncomfortable. Even Jonah Hill and his tired schtick couldn’t depsyche me.

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NASA: VOYAGER 1 Has Almost Left Our Solar System. Hell Yeah.

Voyager 1 has been working its way out of our solar system for a long, long, long goddamn time. If calculations by astronomical wizards are correct, it is pretty much there.

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‘DARK KNIGHT RISES’ TV Spot: Wayne’s Back In The Game

New Dark Knight Rises TV spot has our boy Wayne imploring Lucius Fox to get him back into the game. Cannot fucking wait.

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Dude Goes On $1.5 Million Gambling Spree After ATM Glitch Gives Him Unlimited Withdrawals

Quit while you’re ahead. That’s what she said to me in the back of the car and since then it’s made a lot of sense to me. Jimmy taut, the moonlight catching her curves. This dude who found a glitch in an ATM that allowed him unlimited withdrawals should have followed the same axiom.

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Image Published Eric Stephenson: Independent Comics As Movie Pitches Ain’t Bad.

Eric Stephenson isn’t just Image Comics’ publisher, he’s also an opinionated dude with an interesting vision of the evolving market. The good sir has recently taken to his blog to expound on the virtues of independent comics as movie pitches.

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