#May2012
WATCH: This IRON MAN Cosplay MOVES. Tech Swag ++
Sure you’ve seen Iron Man cosplay. However, have you seen Iron Man cosplay that replicates the nearly erotic for tech-fetishists clicking and clanking of the armor coming together?
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Francis Lawrence Officially Directing ‘HUNGER GAMES’ Sequel. We Can All Lower Our Hopes Now.
Man, for a while I was amped. The list of potential directors for the Hunger Games sequel was stacked and everything was looking glossy. Now that they’ve announced the director my world has turned grey. A pall has emerged. Eh, whatever. Second book ain’t that great anyways.
‘BEASTS OF THE SOUTHERN WILD’ TRAILER Is Unheralded Beauty
True life: Eduardo Pluto shuffled this trailer over into my organic hard drive courtesy of an internet relay communication. In other words, I hadn’t heard of this shit until Eddie instant messaged me. Not really sure what it’s about, but it is gorgeous and apparently ripped it up at Sundance.
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‘ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE’ Dropping NEXT YEAR; WoW Nods
It was rumored, and now it is confirmed: Elder Scrolls Online is really real.
Cosplay: RULE 63 Thor and Loki Are Sexy ‘AVENGERS’ Eve Treat
This is one of the greatest things possible to commemorate Avengers Eve. Check out some Rule 63 Thor and Loki, cosplayed by Lady-Skywalker and Kit Quinn. This is the definition of wonderful.
Netflix May Give Cult Hit ‘JERICHO’ A New Lease. The Dude Smiles.
I never saw Jericho, being part of the band of negligent assholes who contributed to its demise. However our own The Dude did, and he was quite complimentary about it. I imagine this news will tickle him. In places.
Views From The Space-Ship: Chun-Li’s Got Body Issues But I Love Them Thighs!
Views From The Space-Ship! All the fucking comic books! All the Super Nintendo games! All the glory of nostalgia, porn, and nostalgia porn.
Rumor: XBOX 360 Getting $100 Kinect Bundle With Two-Year Contract. Microsoft Goes Mobile Phone.
Here’s a rumor for you. Microsoft is going to roll out an Xbox 360 Kinect bundle for $100. It’s got a catch though, you also have to sign a contract for monthly payments. Wowzers!, that’s commitment to the console.
Disgustingly Tan Mom Arrested For Taking 5 Year-Old Daughter To Tanning Salon.
This is pretty gnarly stuff. A New Jersey Mom who looks like beef jerky shit out of an Oompa Loompa has been arrested for taking her 5 year-old to a tanning salon.
Buy These F**king Comics – May 2, 2012: 1990s Reboot Makes My Boner Dance
I just ate an entire Domino’s deep dish pizza. I’m covered in crumbs. My asshole is already writhing in hate, preparing to shotgun out waste across a porcelain tomb. My girlfriend and I aren’t seeing eye to eye on serious life issues. My bank account shrinks with the same rapidity my doughy ass’d waist expands. If this isn’t the perfect time to escape through some funnies, I don’t know when will be. Comic books, please deliver me from mortality, ideological stances, caloric repercussions, dependence on foreign oil, the problematic desire to respect women’s issues and also rub seed on their butts, and other complicated things. Just fucking do it, okay?
This is Buy These Fucking Comics, the column where we chat about what you’re procuring this week in the world of sequential art and female objectification. If I don’t drop something you dig, for the love of Thanatos speak up. That’s the entire point of this fucking enterprise.
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