#May2012
Previously Unseen CONCEPT ART From David Cronenberg’s ‘TOTAL RECALL’
Sweet Tits, I had no idea that David Cronenberg was attached to Total Recall. One can only wonder what the hell would have been in store for us had it come to fruition, because if this batch of previously unseen concept art is any indication, the pig would have been of a completely different color. Swank.
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PHOTO: Black Hole EATING A Star Is Cosmo Destruction Bliss
Bask in the destructive beauty of the cosmos. We go about our daily lives not really contemplating the sheer magnitude of the fury that the Universe can unleash. Right here is a black hole devouring the shit out of a star.
Valve Ain’t Showing ‘HALF-LIFE 3’ At E3. I Slap Myself And Cry.
Half-Life 3. The white whale. A solid eight years since the HL2 dropped and we are still waiting for a proper sequel to one of the dopest games on the Dystopian block. That wait isn’t ending any time soon.
BIONIC EYE Expected To Help Blind See By 2014. YEAH, SCIENCE.
Ah, this is some wonderful post-humanism shit right here. I don’t know why we aren’t vat growing organs and appendages yet (I’m sure there are good reasons, I just don’t want to know them), but this is equally outstanding. Bionic eye time! Cyeah!
This Spray Gets You INSTANTLY DRUNK For A Few Seconds. WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!
We have invented a spray that gets you instantly drunk for a few moments, before receding with no side effects. This sounds like probably the worst thing that could have come up in our wonderfully gluttonous culture.
WATCH: Lion Attempts To Gnaw THROUGH SAFETY Glass On Baby’s Cute Skull
Ah, nature. Here we have two of its remarkable moments clashing: raw feral kitten versus the miracle of a freshly born baby. Dude is adorable as hell, having no idea there’s desirous death claws right behind him.
No really, it’s cute.
Art of the Con: Adventures at Boston Comicon
For someone who is outside the realm of comics, a comic con is certainly a lot to take in. There are cosplayers of all ages, ranging from Green Lanterns to Mr. T. Boston comic con is certainly an experience that will take a lot of drugs and booze to forget.
New Photos of The Lizard From ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ Reminds You It Exists.
Hey! Don’t let the Dark Knight Rises trailer or the Avengers release distract you from what will be the most blase comic book offering this summer, Amazing Spider-Man! To remind you, feast on some images of the Lizard.
It’s Really Come to This: Christian Found Footage Horror
Since its accidental birth in 1999 with The Blair Witch Project, found footage horror has been dragged through the muck and mire – reduced to the realm of horror hacks grasping for the quick cash. Luckily for these unimaginative filmmakers, a large percentage of the weekend movie going audience is a bunch of knuckle-dragging suckers, so going the found footage route commonly leads to riches at the box-office. And now, in this corner, the Christian entry into the found footage landfill: Harmless.
Marine Biologist Attaches LASER To A Shark’s Head. The End Times Are Upon Us.
Hey, let’s give robots intelligence. Hey, let’s slap a laser onto the dome of a shark. Day by day, we’re inviting the apocalypse.
