#May2012
The Meming of Life: Scumbag Steve VS. Good Guy Greg

Since the dawn of time, a familiar epic of good v evil has played out over and over throughout the annals of human history. Neither ideal can exist alone, so it comes as little surprise that this hallowed story hath spilleth over into the frothy universe of memery. Hero and Villan alike, these dichotic nemesi are each legends in their own right, and have been cemented into the collective conscious for sometime now. But we ambitious little imps are going to try and look at the broader human struggle in play. So it is my honor to present you: Scumbag Steve VS Good Guy Greg.
The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
– You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
– You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
– You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
PIRATE BAY Enjoys 12 Million Extra Visitors On Day One Of UK Court Censorship
Pirate Bay has been banned from UK ISPs courtesy of the courts in that place-nation. That isn’t slowing them down, it isn’t slowing them down at all.
Jim Lee’s GATEFOLD IMAGE From DC’s Free Comic Book Day Is Four-Page Thunder.
Here’s the four-page Jim Lee gatefold thunder-power that he did up for Free Comic Book Day.
Mark Zuckerberg Will Cash In For A Billion When Facebook Goes Public.
When Facebook goes public, Marky Zucks is going to cash in like a mofuckah. A-billi-a-billi-a-billi!
Portland, Oregon Considering All-Seeing CCTV Surveillance. Wut? Weird.
This is weird as hell to me and my clueless ass. I thought that Porltand, OR was some sort of hipster haven where people smoke pot in the streets and beers can be traded for high-fives at bars. Now they’re going to go full CCTV stylee? Odd.\
Brad Bird To Direct Damon Lindelof’s Myster Sci-Fi Flick ‘1952’; This Rules
Brad Bird has been a force for years with non-human participants in the world of movies, and with Mission Impossible: Ghost Swing Arabian Nights proved that he could handle us fleshy ones. Now that he’s proven himself, he is set to tackle the mystery Damon Lindelof project.
‘ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE’ TRAILER Promises Dragons Things, Has Proclamations
Here’s the teaser trailer for Elder Scrolls Online. It features the requisite booming male voice blathering proclamations and a really unimpressive look at what I think is a CG dragon. It’s also worth noting what I missed before, this game is not by Bethesda. Gosh dang.
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ TRAILER #3: Lizards! Webbing! Ennui!
New Amazing Spider-Man trailer, but I’m having a hard time caring. Imma be in Avengers Heaven in little over three hours.
Up, up, and away web!












