#December2011
Old Gameboy Ad Explains My Childhood Obesity.
Go outside? Pah! I have Tetris and Wario Land to play! And god fucking knows, you can’t see shit in the sunlight.
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GameStop Says ‘The Last Guardian’ Is Cancelled, Sony Says No. WHO IS TRUE?!
Fumito Ueda left Sony and everyone was all “OMFG, fuck what about The Last Guardian?!” Sony was all “Don’t worry, don’t worry, fools!” I believed them! I trusted them! Now GameStop is saying the game is cancelled. Jesus Lord what’s going on?
Underwater Neutrino Detector WIll Be Second Largest Structure Built. Ever. Science ++
Let’s get a slow-clap (today is a day of clapping slowly for a variety of things, the honeyed voices of caffeine are suggesting in my brain) for science! A collection of scientific institutes and wunder-hives are coming together to built the second largest structure ever. A neutrino detector. Underwater. Wi-wi-win!
Video: ‘Bane Speaks’ Parody Of Batman and His Mumble Mouths Is FTW.
I’m staunchly on the following sides: Batman’s voice in Nolan’s trilogy sucks, and I can’t understand Bane in the fucking content released. So this video which parodies both is fucking awesome.
Video Game Thieves Butt-Dial 911 While Bragging. Slow Clap!
Ass-dialing! My Mom does it all the time, and I’m subjected to a voice mail of ambient noise and the din of a local news station. However, these two turkeys gave a 911 operator a much more interesting ass-dialing.
Trailer: PROMETHEUS. Start Your HNNGines.
The trailer for Prometheus has leaked ahead of its intended time, go figure! Pretty awesome, aside from Inception horns everywhere. I’ll update with an HD quality one when it drops.
Hit the jump, check it the fuck out, leave your impressions.
Views From The Space-Ship: Toppled Christmas Trees and Final Papers.
Views From The Space-Ship, aka Desktop Tuesdays, aka Desktop Thursdays is a (theoretically) weekly column where I show you my worlds. Share your own in the comments section!
George Lucas Names Obi-Wan’s Home Planet After Jon Stewart. No More Tears.
George Lucas has named Obi-Wan’s home planet after Jon Stewart. Harumph.
THE ADVENTURES OF TINTIN Is the Spielberg Movie You’ve Been Waiting For
Spielberg, where you been, man? The last time you thrilled me out of my seat was with Minority Report way back in 2002. Since then you’ve made some great flicks, but that Crystal Skull trick you tried to pull for your last movie was garbage. You’re back in one big way with a whirlwind of a movie: The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn. You’ve brought some friends with you too: Peter Jackson as producer and Steven Moffat, Edgar Wright, and Joe Cornish as writers. I wasn’t scared off by WETA’s motion-capture animation either, which is usually terrifying and gives humans cold, soulless eyes. Tintin is a balls-out action adventure mystery thrill ride form beginning to end. Take your War Horse and shove it, Tintin’s running this show.
