#December2011

‘The Avengers’ Gets Some New Posters. Everyone Strike A Pose!

New posters for The Avengers, which kindly reminds you that it is also dropping next summer. Its staring at The Dark Knight Rises in abject jealousy, muttering to itself.

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Analysts: Star Wars: The Old Republic Big Risk for EA. Profundity!

Star Wars: The Old Republic has run EA a considerable amount of imperial credits in development. Utilizing this knowledge and college degrees in nonsense and speculation, analysts have come to discern that it is a big risk for the company. Not particularly insightful, but the details about what they’d have to pull to make a profit is, thereby justifying my blathering here. Right? I hope?

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Edgar Wright Has Written A Musical. Wut? Outstanding.

Edgar Wright is pretty fantastic. A litany of geek flicks that traverse that genre and arrive in the neighborhood of genuinely dope flicks regardless of whatever box you want to place it in. Versatile! Can he pull off a musical? It appears that he’s certainly going to try.

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Infographic: Comics on the 2011 New York Times Bestseller List!

Infographics! They’re swank as fuck, distilling information into little morsels our ADD brains can handle. Simple info! Colors! Check out a neat one about the comics on the New York Times Bestseller list this year.

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Study Finds Eating Less Keeps Your Brain Young and Supple. Western World = F**ked.

Eating less will keep your brain young and supple! You’ll also live longer, and breath easier. No wonder the preponderance of simpleton Bovine America continues to spread.

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Is Vesta A Giant Asteroid Or A Protoplanet? Damned If I Know!

Straight-up: I don’t know the definition of a protoplanet, but people who do aren’t sure if the largest asteroid we’ve visited happens to be one.

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New Still From ‘Prometheus’ Has Magneto Holding A Flashlight.

I can’t wait for the official Prometheus trailer dropping…today? Or is it tomorrow? It’s soon! Soon man. This week of trailers has my brovaries throbbing. Throbbing so hard! Want a still of Magneto holding a flashlight in anticipation of the trailer? Hell yeah. Get some.

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Hideo Kojima’s Next Game Is Set In ‘Very Open World’, No Word On Philosophical Vomiting.

Hideo Kojima was on CNN recently promoting his metaphysical vitamin supplement called Scissors 61! (this is a lie) and he began to talk about his next game codenamed Project Ogre.

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Hubble Brings Us A Horseshoe Einstein Ring. Is It Lucky? Rimshot.

Man, I can’t help myself with the bad puns. That may or may not be because it’s currently 3:00 am while I write this fucker up. Truth be told we all know regardless of the time I’ll rip off something glorious like that. Anyways, what exactly is causing that horseshoe effect? Gravity! Einstein told us so.

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Artwork: The 25 Year evolution of LINK and ZELDA. Point ears intact!

Hyrule Historia is an upcoming Legend of Zelda art book. It’s only been confirmed for a Japanese release, and that means unless you have the mad cheddah brah, you probably won’t be snagging it. Want a preview? A lil’ taste?

Hit the jump for two pages chronicling the evolution of Link and Zelda. Pretty swell.

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