#October2011
Pictures From Joss Whedon’s ‘Much Ado’ Adaptation Pictures and Details.
The Joss Whedon Much Ado About Nothing adaptation has gone from fairy, to fact, to the recipient of some details and photos. Hit the jump for both.
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Barnes and Noble Replaces DC Stock With 2000 AD Titles By Alan Moore and Others. Warlock Laughter.
Barnes and Noble was totally butt-hurt with DC when they announced their deal with Amazon and the Kindle Fire. They yanked DC comics from the shelves in a resounding dumb move. DC’s loss seems to be 2000 AD’s gain however, as the chain has taken to stocking the shelves with Moore and friends’ works.
Netflix Loses 800,000 Subscriptions. When It Rains, Et Cetera.
Netflix. Not doing well. Sure you’ve heard about it. Not doing well at all. Some specifics have dropped, and we know exactly how not well.
Anonymous Has Sworn To Take Down Fox News. So…We Take Them Seriously?
Anonymous is now directing their All-Seeing-Eye towards Fox News. Again? I can’t remember if they’ve targeted them before. They’re a bit peeved at the channel for their handling of the Occupy movement. My question is, does anyone take them seriously anymore?
‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Revealed, Date For Trailer Announced.
Grand Theft Auto V has been officially announced, and we’re getting a trailer soon. Really soon. Keep next Wednesday open.
Video: The Green Lantern/Robot Chicken Special Will Smoke The Reynolds Atrocity.
Check out a preview of the Robot Chicken/Green Lantern collaboration. It doesn’t seem to make much sense, then you watch it and you’re like…oh this is going to be good. Dang good. I mean, a Green Lantern cock ring? Sold.
Hit the jump to check it out.
OCTOBERFEAST – Donnie Darko
[OCTOBERFEAST is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as Satan’s Snacktime]
At the turn of the century, those of us fortunate enough to have survived the apocalypse found ourselves in the unenviable position of having to reconstruct society. The first post-apocalyptic years were full of tumult, with chaos seeping into every aspect of daily living. With few raw materials at our disposal, we frantically grabbed what we could and began assembling entertainment-jalopies. Sometimes, the pieces came together to create something beautiful.
So far-reaching was this poltergeist of piebald reassembly that not even the oxidized gates and sheep’s blood fountains of the OCTOBERFEAST could effectively ward it off. No, even the hallowed season of candied fright and salubrious Satanism fell victim to this malignant spirit. The surrealism of living after the End of the World, the yearning for yesteryear’s comforts, and the attempt to continue humanity’s narrative traditions writhed about in a baby-oiled orgy lasting throughout the tenth month of the year.
Perhaps the most infamous pregnancy attributable to this orgiastic blending is Donnie Darko. Read the rest of this entry »
Monday Morning Commute: Then Our Sweatpants Boners Swung.
Monday evening in the Northeast section of the American Empire proper. Cold winds, comfortable clothes. Shut windows and caffeine in the veins. I’m relaxing. I’m also Caffeine Powered, my (literal) brother Rendar Frankenstein tagging me in for this iteration. I’m swinging over the top fucking rope, ready to drop sweet chin music upon all your unsuspecting asses. Gape for me baby, and allow my Love Heel to caress your Soul-Clit.
Live Action ‘Akira’ To Feature Gary Oldman and Helena Bonham Carter? Super Whitewash Continues!
The live action Akira continues trudging on, after last week’s news that it was indeed alive. And whitewashing more impressively than The Last Airbender. Today some more casting rumors have floated up, and they’re centered around Commissioner Gordon and Marla Singer.
