#August2011
Skyrim Is Going To Allow Dude-On-Dude Marriage. Elven Arrow Growing!
Elder Scrolls: Skyrim is going to do me a solid and allow me to consummate my male elf on male human dude-to-dude boner rubbing dreams. It’s about time too, all the pictures I’ve drawn imagining it are piling up and it’s time to actualize!
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‘Battlestar: Blood and Chrome’ Getting Demoted Back To Webseries? Fraking Sad Face.
I was pretty goddamn excited about the prospect of a new Battlestar Galactica show hitting the various screens through which we now watch shit. Helmed by Michael Taylor, taking place during the first Cylon war. Yes, yes! No? After seeing initial footage, SyFy is thinking of returning it to its webisodes roots.
Kanye West and Dropkick Murphys Playing ‘Call of Duty’ Convention. Douche Conglomerate.
While I love Call of Duty, it is a scientific fact that the majority of people you meet online playing it are probably rotting choads. It makes sense then that Activision is gathering their own armada of musician choads to play the Call of Duty XP: Give Us More Money Experience convention.
Kanye West. Dropkick Murphys.
Woof.
Lucas Changes ‘Phantom Menace’ Yoda from Puppet To CGI. Dude Sucks Hard.
We all know George Lucas sucks. Why do we continually bitch about it out loud? Because it’s therapeutic. The dude has gone and changed the Yoda in The Phantom Menace from a puppet to full CGI for the upcoming Blu-Ray release of his trilobortion and the maimed version of The Trilogy.
Steve Jobs Resigns As CEO Of Apple. Going Full-Time Ninja.
Steve Jobs has resigned as CEO of Apple. This is like Lenin resigning from Communism. What are they going to do without their Cult of Personality? I know what he’s going to do. Go full ninja.
GameStop Removing Deus Ex OnLive Coupons From Its Retail PC Copies. Amazing.
The PC version of Deus Ex Machina that was released this week comes packaged with a coupon for a free OnLive version of the game. This angers the mighty GameStop, who has instructed its employees to open those new copies and take take those fuckers out.
Human Skin Spliced With Spidergoat-silk Is Almost Bulletproof. Almost.
Jalila Essaïdi is a bioartist with a pretty righteous goal. Essaïdi attempted to create bulletproof flesh. It didn’t work. But it almost did. We’re getting closer to the future I ask for!
New ‘Star Trek’ TV Show Being Pitched By David Foster. Cool?
I hadn’t heard of David Foster until today, and even after glancing at his bio I’m still well familiar with him. Other than he is the guy who thinks he has what it takes to bring Star Trek back to the television screen.
NASA Discovers Stars That Are Cool To The Touch. Well Done, Universe.
The Universe never fails to impress me. On the almost daily tip. Today we have cold stars. NASA has identified stars, called Y-dwarfs that are colder than the human body.
Variant Covers: Happy Endings, Big Questions, and More.
Comic books. I need them. They’re an antidote to my weekly stressors that neither my therapist nor pharmaceutically-engineered happiness could touch. So I hope Grant Morrison isn’t right. I hope comic books aren’t dying. ‘Cause they’re the salve on the chapped ass of my perpetual existential crisis. Tomorrow is Wednesday, when the batch of momentary reality-ejection drops. What are you buying? What are you interested interested in?
