Why is this news? Because I jack off into a sock that I’ve fashioned to look like Chewbacca! That’s why. A new Star Wars is less than a year from filming. Oh God, the texture of my nipples as I type that sentence.
‘STAR WARS: EPISODE VII’ to begin shooting in EARLY 2014. MY NIPPLES.
May 6th, 2013 by Caffeine PoweredNew ‘STAR WARS’ Project Coming, ‘STAR WARS 1313′, What Could It Mean?! More Toys, Idiot.
May 7th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Oh golly gosh! A new Star Wars project is coming, tipped off courtesy of some blunt-force domain registrations. Just what is Star Wars 1313? More money for the Fuck Face.
