#May2012
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Extended Cut DLC Info: Hackett & EDI Confirmed
Just today I was wondering what the fuck was going on with the Mass Effect 3: Unfucked Ending, and no sooner do I dwell on it some info turns up. My mind has fucking powers! Imagining…Scarlett Johansson. She’s here guys. Be to the right back.
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LISTEN: Melodies Of ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ In One Gorgeous Rendition
Whatever you want to say about Mass Effect 3, I think its safe to say it featured some gorgeous music. Especially Clint Mansell’s haunting piano score, which for some reason was horribly underused. Singer Malukah has taken that jam along with other melodies and turned it into a goosey-bumpy song. Fitting tribute to 99% of an awesome game.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Will Add VARIATIONS, Not Choices. F**k You, BioWare.
BioWare is continuing to clarify what’s going on in Mass Effect 3: Our Attempt To Unfuck Cut, and it continues to sound like a bag of rotting dicks.
‘MASS EFFECT 3: EXTENDED CUT’ Is FREE DLC Due This Summer
Right after I comment on the fact that Jennifer Hale hasn’t dropped any lines as Commander Shepard for future Mass Effect 3 content comes this BioWare statement about the “new” ending that has been promised.
Commander Shepard Hasn’t Recorded Any New ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Dialogue. For Now.
BioWare has promised the groaning, miserable legions of Mass Effect 3 detractors a new ending. What they haven’t promised is a release date for this new ending, or told them what the ending would contain. As well, if there’s going to anything with Shepard in this new ending, one of the voice actors isn’t any wiser than we are about it.
BioWare Gives All 400 ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Protest Cupcakes To Charity
Some master-baker motherfuckers who were cheesed about the ending to Mass Effect 3 decided to voice their displeasure in the form of cupcakes. They did indeed send them yummy-yums to BioWare, who did the solid and donated them to charity.
‘MASS EFFECT’ Comes To ‘FINAL FANTASY’ In DLC Orgasmtime.
There’s Mass Effect shiz dropping into Final Fantasy XIII-2-Cash-Grab-Grande, and it makes my knob twitch. It’s a common known fact that N7 armor from Mass Effect puts me into gadget-future-porn rapture, even when its been crammed into a franchise I’ve rolled into my cat’s litter box and scratched grit over.
Hit the jump to behold.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Ending To Be CHANGED: BioWare Strikes Back … At Our Wallets.
Looks like those out there will have closure on the end of Mass Effect 3. This press release comes from BioWare co-founder Ray Muzyka. It pretty much confirms that DLC will pick up where the very brief ending left off. Check out the jump for more.
‘MASS EFFECT 3’ Producer Promises “NEW CONTENT” To Bring “CLOSURE”. The Sound Of Back Peddling Feet.
Mass Effect producer Casey Hudson has finally addressed the herds of people who are bat-tits crazy with hate for the Mass Effect 3 ending. In commenting on them, he promises more content (for a fucking price!, obviously) that will help bring closure to “more passionate” fans.
I THINK I MAY HAVE LIKED THE ‘MASS EFFECT 3’ ENDING. Let’s DISCUSS.
So, I just wrapped up Mass Effect 3 about an hour ago. I did so under the pall of a raging gaming community which has portions literally demanding a new ending. You know what? Under that pall, with that preparation, I liked that ending. However nothing refines one’s ideas and thoughts like discussion, so let’s do it Omega Level. Let’s discuss the Mass Effect 3 ending. Heavy spoilers past the break.
