Food brings us all together, yo.
With each passing day, I become more and more certain I will never play Half-Life 3. My mortal coil shall be shed before the title’s release in 2022, and never will I know the conclusion. It depresses me. Gordon Freeman? Alyx Vance? They don’t really give two-tugs about it. Look at them hanging out in Target, buying some Blu-Rays and a couple of really neat-looking bowls to put spaghetti in. The easy life.
Not only am I the Dude, but I’m also A dude. Like most males that are stuffed with testosterone and swagger like pirate god kings I love violence. Let me be a bit more specific, I like the idea of violence. I’d rather see it done in a movie or on a TV show in real life. Better yet, I’d rather be the one doing the violence in a video game. Today’s High 5 will look at the tools of the trade. These are the weapons I’d want to wield if I was about to run through the streets on an anger fueled GTA killing spree (Probably in Salem, MA … driving in that city is aggravating).